Nah, Carter, I don't drink or smoke either. Plus I'm a vegetarian! I should be worth prime buckage, and my heart is broken that I am not! But let's not dawdle here. We have to figure out a way to cash in on X'o'Lore.
"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4975!"
Buzzed hair only gave me like 1/10 of a bar. One drink per day should be worth more than never, it's healthier. Obese and Bodybuilder are worth the most, athletic, slim, average, and overweight are worth less than obese. I guess there's a high demand for fat and/or mucle.
Sorry I'm late to the party Jon, I was investigating a mythical event that only occurs once every 10,000 years. I was able to take a picture and smuggle it back for ya.
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This one is personal, my dear friend. *cry/cry*
Happy birthday!
I seriously miss being able to hang out here more.
Thanks to everyone that thought of me on my birthday, and relax safely in the knowledge that I was blind-drunk for most of the weekend.
EDIT: Also, apparently my corpse is only worth $3975. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS DEATH CALCULATOR.
Actually, that would probably raise the price on the 'strange and unusual ailment' heading....
$5265
^__^
...unless you are an albino.
Except at being outside in sunlight...
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Don't kill me. Please?
Buzzed hair only gave me like 1/10 of a bar. One drink per day should be worth more than never, it's healthier. Obese and Bodybuilder are worth the most, athletic, slim, average, and overweight are worth less than obese. I guess there's a high demand for fat and/or mucle.
Sorry I'm late to the party Jon, I was investigating a mythical event that only occurs once every 10,000 years. I was able to take a picture and smuggle it back for ya.