Brew 33: the boondock snorks

geokogeoko
edited March 2006 in Witch's Brew
give me about 10 minutes, then go to:

http://witchsbrew.org/brews31-40/brew33.html

by Mario and Matt
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Comments

  • Doom ShroomDoom Shroom
    edited February 2006
    One Gajillion just happens to be my lucky number.
  • geokogeoko
    edited February 2006
    I friggin LOVE The Boondock Saints. Props to Matt for the incorporation!
  • mariomario
    edited February 2006
    Beautiful! However, you appear to have mixed up panels 9 and 10.
  • geokogeoko
    edited February 2006
    complain, complain, complain... <whiny voice> post the brew right away at 1:00 in the morning! Put the right names on the panels! Put the panels in the right order! </whiny voice> Jeeeeeezz... What do you expect when you send me the last panel at midnight?

    Oh and by the way, it's fixed now.
  • mariomario
    edited February 2006
    So it is! Many thanks to you good sir!
  • PollinatorPollinator
    edited February 2006
    Geoff is a webmasta!

    ...and this brew totally blew... my mind!
    It was very awesome.

    ...eww, "witchs blew".
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited February 2006
    Is Witchs Blew the one that was exploited in china?

    </racism>

    But yeah, making brews is really fun.
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited February 2006
    It's specially awesome because it mentione the Snorks.
  • HeidiHeidi
    edited February 2006
    It's a well-known fact that I only eat food that contains carbs.

    No carbs = no food.

    Unless, of course, the no carb food is the only food available, in which case I must make due with whatever I can get because I don't want to eventually starve just because of a religious belief.
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited February 2006
    *looks at Heidi's title*
    How many Professors does this forum need? I mean, really, we must be the smartest forum on the net.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited February 2006
    gasp! improper use of my trademarks! you'll pay, Heidi! Oh how you'll pay!

    Also: I like this Brew.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited February 2006
    Another excellent brew.


    The Orange Belt should found a university. I'm not sure if that's correct grammar. Tell me professors of the Orange Belt!
  • waitingfortheencorewaitingfortheencore
    edited February 2006
    Amoeba Boy wrote:

    The Orange Belt should found a university. I'm not sure if that's correct grammar. Tell me professors of the Orange Belt!




    can i get my doctorate at OBU? (Orange Belt University)
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited February 2006
    We only offer degrees in SCIENCE! and General Slackery at the moment.
  • waitingfortheencorewaitingfortheencore
    edited February 2006
    Sweet!!! General Slackery it is...

    "Hi i'm Dr. Conke, i will be your instructor this semester. Now if you would all proceed to turn on your iPods and slouch in your seats we shall begin the lesson for today..."
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited February 2006
    Are SCIENTISTS! allowed to slack? Don't they have SCIENCE! to do?

    EDIT: Same-time post'd. As usual.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited February 2006
    "I went to OBU. I tried majoring in SCIENCE!! but ended up changing to General Slackery."
  • stefstef
    edited February 2006
    To be clear, SCIENCE!! is an advanced degree. One must first attain the degree of SCIENCE!.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited February 2006
    But, a degree in science isn't needed.
  • ApathyApathy
    edited February 2006
    Not at all.

    In fact it'd probably be detrimental to your progress.

    All those 'safety factors' and whatnot.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited February 2006
    Safety goggles? Pshaw! Maximum SCIENCE! Is achieved through a lack of plexiglass covering one's eyes.

    SCIENCE! is inversly proportional eye safety.

    However, this is not always true. If one is drilling their own eyes out while pouring chemicals into vials, this is not SCIENCE!, it is STUPID!
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited February 2006
    OBU offers certificate programs in STUPID! but no bachelors or masters at this time.
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited February 2006
    Of course not. The two things are completely unelated.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited February 2006
    OBU is currently running a SCIENCE! FAIR! in hopes of raising money to add the LITERATURE! wing.
  • Doom ShroomDoom Shroom
    edited February 2006
    Takeru wrote:
    Safety goggles? Pshaw! Maximum SCIENCE! Is achieved through a lack of plexiglass covering one's eyes.

    SCIENCE! is inversly proportional eye safety.

    However, this is not always true. If one is drilling their own eyes out while pouring chemicals into vials, this is not SCIENCE!, it is STUPID!

    Maximum SCIENCE! requires not safety goggles, but Flintlocke goggles. Because he knows SCIENCE.

    flintlocke_cartoon_80c_1115068450.jpg
  • geokogeoko
    edited March 2006
    I'm currently doing post-doc work thru OBU for SCIENCE!. Conor and I are starting the OBU curling team by the way, if anyone wants in.

    EDIT: I'm already the Skip, and conor's the second, so the first and third positions are still open.
  • ApathyApathy
    edited March 2006
    Curling is officially the most awesome sport ever.

    It really doesn't get better than two guys with brooms running on ice after a rock, whilst the guy who threw the rock screams at them in a foreign language.
  • geokogeoko
    edited March 2006
    Actually, generally the skip does the yelling, so the person throwing the rock usually doesn't yell. The guy at the end pointing where to throw it yells. The obvious exeption being the skip rocks, including the hammer.

    Go for the button!!
  • waitingfortheencorewaitingfortheencore
    edited March 2006
    YUP! YUP! YUP! HAAAAARRRRDDDDD!!!! HAAAAAARRRRDDDD!!!!!



    i love curling...
  • Doom ShroomDoom Shroom
    edited March 2006
    Apathy wrote:
    Curling is officially the most awesome sport ever.

    It really doesn't get better than two guys with brooms running on ice after a rock, whilst the guy who threw the rock screams at them in a foreign language.

    And 'whilst' just happens to be among the most awesome of words ever. So I applaud you, you've done curling proud.

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