We need to do this ADVENTURE.

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  • godgod
    edited June 2007
    Offer him cheese to make ammends.
  • mariomario
    edited June 2007
    My suggestion stands. Kick the now-sentient door in.
  • geokogeoko
    edited June 2007
    I agree with Mario, if there's one thing I've learned from Resident Evil 4, it's that kicking doors in is SWEET.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited June 2007
    Apologise and ask the door what's behind it.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited June 2007
    mario wrote: »
    My suggestion stands. Kick the now-sentient door in.
    geoko wrote: »
    I agree with Mario, if there's one thing I've learned from Resident Evil 4, it's that kicking doors in is SWEET.
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    Oh dear...
  • Q-TipQ-Tip
    edited June 2007
    Hit it with the fish!
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited June 2007
    See? Now you need to apologise AND give it cheese.
  • mariomario
    edited June 2007
    Don't be afraid, that door's stuck to a wall. He can't get you! Poke his eyes!
  • brucebruce
    edited June 2007
    Realise that it's just a door, and it can be as mad as it likes yet can't actually do anything, then ignore it and keep going right.
  • Melted JhonnycakeMelted Jhonnycake
    edited June 2007
    Pull out the sentient popsicle stick pretending to be a door and obtain a giant popsicle.
  • geokogeoko
    edited June 2007
    If there's a second thing I learned from resident evil 4, it's that some doors take 3 kicks to open. kick it again.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited June 2007
    Night Lord wrote: »
    Realise that it's just a door, and it can be as mad as it likes yet can't actually do anything, then ignore it and keep going right.
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    Pshhh! Whatevah.

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  • mariomario
    edited June 2007
    Some sort of... spire thingies? Take a tentative bite out of them, to see if they're delicious.
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited June 2007
    It's dark and you're likely to be eaten by a Gru. You better use your body heat to melt that cheese into a sword for defense.
  • MrCheezeMrCheeze
    edited June 2007
    How come 5 out of 11 times you used mario's suggestion? (Unless you don't count the time Geoko said the same thing as him) I say throw the lint at it.

    Because that's the way it happened, and it's my thread, yo. - Jeff
  • mariomario
    edited June 2007
    I can't help it if I'm the best at suggesting stuff.
  • deku12345deku12345
    edited June 2007
    They are obviously stalagtites (the ones that hang from the ceiling.) Break them and turn them into stalagmites (the ones that go up from the ground.)
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited June 2007
    Holy crap, is that a giant ghost?! You better run!
  • geokogeoko
    edited June 2007
    hmmm... Those apppear to be stalagmites (not to be confused with stalactites(note the porper spelling of stalactite, and that when i looked at it they appeared to be growing up and not down.)) this must be a limestone cave, i say you make all Descent like and find a hole to climb down, preferably one that you cant't easily get out of.
  • godgod
    edited June 2007
    Lie and tell him you have a $5 coupon to Dennys.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited June 2007
    deku12345 wrote: »
    They are obviously stalagtites (the ones that hang from the ceiling.) Break them and turn them into stalagmites (the ones that go up from the ground.)
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    YO DA LA HEEEEEEEE WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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    Whuh oh...

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  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited June 2007
    Realize that the cave has rich veins of flint. Retireve the box by jumping and hitting it until it falls, break it apart and bring the pieces to the door. Strike the door knob with the flint to create a spark, ignite the flint then quickly tansfer the smuldering lint to the pile of broken wood to start a fire, use the fire to cook the fish and burn the door down.

    EDIT: too late. MOVE! before that last one falls on your head.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited June 2007
    Some fish glow in the dark in the deep depths of the ocean. Try to light your way with the fish.
  • mariomario
    edited June 2007
    Behemoth wrote: »
    Realize that the cave has rich veins of flint....

    ((I don't think we get to decide what is and isn't in the cave, only work off of what Jeff draws.))
  • geokogeoko
    edited June 2007
    That last spike's about to fall on your head! See that crack?! Move! Get yourself into a tiny hole all Descent style NOW!
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited June 2007
    Attempt to transform the lint into something more useful with mind powers!
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited June 2007
    Watch out for zubats and geodudes!
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited June 2007
    Check to see if this cave contains any ancient altars to dark gods the likes of which the human mind was not built to comprehend. Failing that, look for pirate treasure.

    And if he were to go all Descent-style he'd have to get into a spaceship and start shooting mining robots.
  • TriremeTrireme
    edited June 2007
    You obviously haven’t had a good cry from your recent experiences. I suggest hunkering down and crying yourself to sleep.
  • godgod
    edited June 2007
    Theres a third dimension, he can just go to his left or right.
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