Episode 274: In Which Things May Or May Not Occur

edited April 2006 in Zelda Comic
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Hooray for more characters returning to the forefront! Sometimes it's pretty convenient for me when main characters like Link get knocked offscreen, so others can have the camera focus on them. Hooray for The Miscreant!
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  • edited February 2006
    *gasp* Zelda returned! why has she not gotten up off of the floor yet?
  • edited February 2006
    Oh no! Ganondorf must have broken her arm so she couldn't escape! That monster!
  • edited February 2006
    I believe it's because her eyes are too heavy.

    I read the top half of the comic and thought, "Oh man! Some things are finally about to be explained". Then I read the next panel, and I wept.
  • edited February 2006
    mario wrote:
    Oh no! Ganondorf must have broken her arm so she couldn't escape! That monster!

    He did! With a crowbar! to force Kim Bauer to call her mom!
  • edited February 2006
    Both 6:35 and Zelda comic updating at the same time! This is a conspiracy! A sexy conspiracy!
  • edited February 2006
    mario wrote:
    Oh no! Ganondorf must have broken her arm so she couldn't escape! That monster!

    He took her vertabre as well.

    Someday the plot will be explained and it willl be awsome. I look forward to where this has been going.
  • edited February 2006
    So Ganondorf finally decided to show up. I sense a "fight" coming.
  • edited February 2006
    I'm just surprised that Pit would say "shortsided" when everyone knows the actual term is "short-sighted". I'm sure it's just his poor upbringing and the low quality of Olympian schools.

    Pit: Such a Thug that he doesn't need English Class.

    *gasp* Oh no, I went there!

    ...

    Your mom went there. *squeezes his eyes shut* I couldn't resist. I repent, god!
  • RonRon
    edited February 2006
    Yay, returning characters! Stan and joe will save the day!
  • edited February 2006
    Anyway, was Ganondorf threatening Link or the Miscreant? I'm losing track of who wants to kill who.
  • edited February 2006
    Oh my Gosh Ganondorf was there the whole time
  • godgod
    edited February 2006
    holy crap-skins! wait, why doesnt zelda just use faroes wind to run away?
  • edited March 2006
    Zelda already got mad at Link and left in episode 263. Not to mention I don't think Falore's wind works in boss battles.
  • edited March 2006
    I think he was referring to Blooper-in-disguise.
  • edited March 2006
    What Blooper? There's a Zelda, and there's a Sheik, but I don't see any Blooper.
  • edited March 2006
    Huh, thought I saw one in there somewhere. My eyesight must be failing me.
  • edited March 2006
    I think that Navi will make a big car or truck and drive it away. A great battle must ensue!
    Also, Ganondorf is evil for breaking Zelda's arms and legs.
  • edited March 2006
    mario wrote:
    Huh, thought I saw one in there somewhere. My eyesight must be failing me.

    Maybe you need two monacles?
  • edited March 2006
    Bicles?
  • edited March 2006
    No, he plainly has to stack them on the same eye.
  • edited March 2006
    Maybe he needs your avatar's glasses, Hamelin.
  • edited March 2006
    I think it's plain that Shiek is merely a disguise for someone else. Specifically, Sheik is a disguise for:

    SAMUS ARAN! The only time we've ever seen them together was when Samus was in her power-armor... and that really could have been anyone in there. Heck, the armor probably has an auto-function so Samus can use it to distract Space Pirates and Hylian Primitives while she blends herself seamlessly into their culture... as SHEIK!

    Samus-Sheik should totally blast both the Miscreant AND Ganon(dorf(enstein)) and rescue Zelda... then...

    *fantasy time*
  • edited March 2006
    ...ArchSchnitz is truly a detective ahead of his time. Or something like that.
  • godgod
    edited March 2006
    you mean navi when she had a gun.
  • edited March 2006
    There's no way Sheik could ever be a female in disguise. That makes no sense. It is obviously Error, out for blood! That, and revenge for being strangled, I guess.
  • edited March 2006
    Look, Samus already impersonates a man in her everyday life. No one even knows its a she until she takes off the armor, unwraps the chest binding and stops picking her nose! Samus has a long history of cross-dressing very successfully and deceiving countless hundreds with her manly shenanigans!

    I'm tellin ya, Sheik is obviously Samus Aran in disguise.

    Or Error.
  • edited March 2006
    I'd go with Samus impersonating Sheik when he walks in on Link strangling Error, because that obviously wouldn't work otherwise. But that was probably just that one time, Since Samus was Navi that one time. She's a one-shot method actor.

    It totally makes sense.
  • edited March 2006
    Samus is masquerading as a man impersonating Zelda who is dressed up as Sheik!
  • edited March 2006
    I think that Zelda is actually a Cheep-Cheep.
  • godgod
    edited March 2006
    but cheep cheeps are just despiked pokeys