I'm going to Texas!

Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
edited July 19 in Travel and Meetups
Who wants some crappy souvenirs?!

Comments

  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited July 2007
    I want cowboy boots and possibly a rattlesnake too
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited July 2007
    I would very much like a Gila Monster.
  • jcjc
    edited July 2007
    Can you check on my apartment and car?
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited July 2007
    Bring back a Mexican, I'm sure there are plenty.
  • stefstef
    edited July 2007
    Hot damn! I want some tacky souvenirs!

    I'm driving cross-country again in a few weeks. Wanna trade postcards?
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited July 2007
    Would if I could, Stef! But I'm trapped in the middle of nowhere!

    Will an e-card suffice?
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited July 2007
    I live in Texas... and I'm tired of all the RAIN!! I took a trip to Europe and got back 2 weeks ago, and I was kinda looking forward to the excruciating heat... but no! It's been raining non-stop!

    I wanted to go swimming and go tan this summer and look all pretty for next year.... stupid rain...

    Jake, is it raining where you are?
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited July 2007
    No, but there's standing water everywhere. (I'm just east of Dallas)

    EDIT: Oh wait, I just looked out the window and saw that it WAS raining.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited July 2007
    That's what you get for making assumptions Professor, you have to edit your posts.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited July 2007
    When you're in Texas look behind you.

    'Cause that's where the ranger's gonna be.

    I think he's a stalker or something.
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited July 2007
    if you're just east of Dallas we're most likely very close to each other! hooray. (I live in east dallas, pretty close to Garland).

    Damn Rangers always followin me around....
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited July 2007
    Jakey, control yourself, moments like these are where they separate the men from the men who get arrested for pedophilia.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited July 2007
    No worries, Matt. I like boys now.
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited July 2007
    I think that's why he was worried in the first place.
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited July 2007
    Ha, I just looked up the age of consent in Texas, and it's 18 (17 as long as you're with someone within 2 years older than you).

    Sooooo yeah. Still illegal.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited July 2007
    Yes, but not like they'd arrest you Mish, and you'd have blackmail power over Jakey.

    You can't put a price on the ability to get someone arrested on a whim.
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited July 2007
    Of course you can, $390.95
  • ApathyApathy
    edited July 2007
    Forget the statutory rape, I demand crappy souvenirs!
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited July 2007
    Jon's got the right idea, crappy souvenirs beat statutory rape any day. Getting crappy souvenirs also beats getting blackmailed! Yay!
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited July 2007
    Which beats which then, statutory rape or getting blackmailed.

    If we're going to set up a hierarchy here, it helps to know.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited July 2007
    Getting blackmailed implies a devious plot is afoot! I'd take a devious plot over statutory rape anytime!
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited July 2007
    Either way you'll get a movie about you on Lifetime.
  • brucebruce
    edited July 2007
    Jake! In Texas do what these guys did in Alabama
  • mariomario
    edited July 2007
    Come back Jakey! I wish to talk to you about how The Office is awesome!

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