Oh yeah? Well, I'm posting from a cleanroom!

stefstef
edited July 2007 in General
I'm all bunny-suited up and I'm typing on a hideously spotless keyboard whilst waiting for some SCIENCE to finish baking in the wafer oven. I want to scratch my face really badly. Yay SCIENCE!.

Comments

  • mariomario
    edited July 2007
    We could use a photo. Bunny-suits are awesome.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited July 2007
    How clean is it really?
  • stefstef
    edited July 2007
    I think it's rated 100 or 1000 ppm, which means there are 100 or 1000 pieces of unclean to every million pieces of clean.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited July 2007
    That was the best explanation about parts per million I've heard all day.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited July 2007
    You always gotta scratch when you can't. That's just how it goes. For SCIENCE! though, it'd be worth it.
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited July 2007
    Why are you in a cleanroom? Mario, why is she in a cleanroom?
  • stefstef
    edited July 2007
    I'm finished with lasers. Now I train microscopic henchmen. Microscopic henchmen can't abide an untidy room, you know.
  • mariomario
    edited July 2007
    What she said.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited July 2007
    When I saw the thread title I assumed Stef was merely bragging about a clean apartment. The truth was much cooler.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited July 2007
    But how useful would microscopic henchmen be? It'd take them years just to walk across the room.
  • stefstef
    edited July 2007
    Duh, injectable henchmen are the wave of the future.

    I'm back in the cleanroom, by the way. Some dude is using the machine I need to use, so I've been drawing a microscope. This totally reminds me of the footage of how they made The Abyss, when the actors just sat around underwater for hours between takes with nothing to do.
  • MrCheezeMrCheeze
    edited July 2007
    I'm posting from a messy room...
  • ApathyApathy
    edited July 2007
    The government already uses tiny henchmen. Leesh had some in her nose, although she thought it was a sinus infection.

    Some people never learn. The government likes to spy on people by inserting tiny agents in the nose. It hurts because they aren't quite small enough yet, so they keep kicking things when they stretch.

    Good to see that you've gone further with the miniaturisation, Stef. Get them small enough and they can go punch holes in the heart from the inside. For SCIENCE! (I'll be wanting my robotic laser-shooting heart before that, though)
  • stefstef
    edited July 2007
    Whatever, you don't get a robotic laser-shooting heart. You still need to work on the intercontinental nut-kick missile. And I need to make the rainbow cannon.
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited July 2007
    Rainbow Cannon?

    There better be a Puppy Bomb in the works, if we're gonna go that direction.

    Hmm.... an anarchist group with a Rainbow Brite motiff... I like it.
  • LangLang
    edited July 2007
    Is a cleanroom like a panic room?
  • ApathyApathy
    edited July 2007
    For people with germ phobias.

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