Behemoth
Behemoth
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Paragraphs would make it too easy for people to skip parts.
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It took me awhile to get that, since the grammar doesn't work out. I'm trying to think of a way to re-word that... IN THE MEANTIME: Once upon a time, a boy was sitting in class, he raised his hand and when the teacher acknowledged him, he said, "Purple-Passion". The teacher screamed, slapped him across the face and send…
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Happy Birthday! Have a pokemans!
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Well, I guess I'm off the hook. But I dunno about that Serephel guy. EDIT: Wait a minute. They only tested 64 men and they call that a study? Shenanigans! Shenanigans!!
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The toast and the JT's weren't so bad. But this?
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No, no. You're thinking future space. This is regular space. It would certainly reduce back injuries, but wouldn't you get really fat, really easily with less gravity? Or is all of the freeze-dried space-food low-fat?
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The "Wii" is phonetically the same as "Wee" (lawls) jokes were mostly based on wee-wee also being used to mean you penis. If you say "wee-wee" in the US, most people will know you're probably talking about urination, but I think most people in the US would use "pee-pee" before they'd use "wee-wee". But it's certainly not…
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OMG! That "1+3=MATH" poster, alone, had me cracking up. That was good. Is this going to be a new series? Where's the next one. Hurry up and update already. Jeeze.
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Ofh yeah, it was, "Get your hands off of her, you damn dirty ape", right?
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I have the trilogy special addition DVD. There are no orgies, i have watched them all with cast commentary on several ocations.
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WHAT! When?
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Fix yer damn intertubes and get on AIM...DAMMIT!
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God DAMMIT!
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I used to watch that show all the time. That and Double Dare.
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a gif, obviously:labeled as progress, it is.
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What? It loaded instantly for me...
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What! Kick a punching machine? How absurd. What kind of weirdo would do something like that?
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誕生日にオメデトウ！！！ がんばれぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぇ！！！
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There was an arm-wrestling arcade game years ago in the US. It had a robotic arm. It was too easy, though.
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I don't think anyone's trying to be "mean". It's just that the more we learn about this situation, the more it sounds like Agentcel's just setting himself up for bad times. Just look at her! Three heart pendants? it obviously symbolizes her obsession with "collecting" the hearts of men. Don't be that fourth heart Agentcel.…
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Oh MAN! This thing is awsome!
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Maybe you should just learn to accept that Garnet makes more interesting threads than you.
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Yeah, it's a heart that you get. I rarely used the lens, I'd always go after it as soon as I could. It usually only took me 4 or 5 tries. I think there's some sort of pattern. I'm not really sure what it is, but I know it can't be random, unless I'm psychic or something.
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I think it's just the opposite. You're luring innocent forum-goers into a false-sense of security with an obviously self-censored title, then when they click it, BAM! Khan or Potty McPotty-mouth, Jackey start dropping F-bombs left and right. We might as well allow people to know what they're getting themselves into.
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Oftimes I find that when I play a game for the first time, it is easy for my mind to confuse similar scenes and events. Chronology and orientation can be easily skewed. Once the game has become familiar, if you think back to your original experience, you will find that you remember, not as it was, but as you perceived it…
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When Serephel and Illithid get together, it's like an entire gay-pride parade. Seriously, they put HG to shame. If you saw these two together, you'd think that there's a gay porn studio missing its stars. All they do is play video games, make penis jokes, and give each other homo-erotic gifts. Yet, somehow, neither of them…
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The two guards by where the gate would come down are too close. You can't even hop into the water around there or they'll see you.
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Be artistic, make it an ear instead. if that works, we'll move onto the next dismemberment.
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OK. I've finally had enough to drink that I can just say it flat. I don't think you really "love" this girl. You didn't even know what club she was head of. You only lust after her because you think she's hot. She danced with, woopee. She lso danced with a goofy redneck. If you wanna know whether or not she likes YOU, stop…
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This guy is great.