Behemoth
Behemoth
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We need to create a Zelda comic drinking game! It will be the perfect way to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. "Do you ever think St. Patrick's up in heaven just going, 'what the hell are they doing? I never had a drink in my life. I'll take the bunny.'" - Jim Gaffigan
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Hey, great comics lately. I'm sorry I missed out on the one that answered my question. But now I have to wonder, do pokemon shed? Does Pichu's fur get stuck to whatever he wears? Does he have to vacuum up Eevee fur all day? None of them should be allowed on the couch, they'll just get fur all over it.
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Zelda Comic was the only comic that made me want to visit (and subsequently join) a forum.
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I remember a few years ago, here in New York. It was a hot day in April, everyone was wearing shorts to school, by the end of teh day it started snowing.
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I hope his name is never revealed. Mario should just keep alluding to it and never have anyone actually say it.
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I was only talking about what's been said within the comic.
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Yeah, but what about the more immediate discrepancy? Saria pulled Link out of harm's way and gave him a new power. Or does that not count because it's against the Miscreant? Even so, how about whenever they help Link against Ganon? Unless that doesn't count because that's their sole purpose in life and they can't interfere…
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I'll do them on the back of a mechanical bull. Top that!
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and included the Energizer Bunny. They were obviously only a day or two away from beginning their massacre.
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That was an awsome sound-track. That looks like fun. We've barely gottne any snow lately, I used to be able to do fun things like that, but now, we have no snow in which to play.
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Yes, they always had to be done in a minute. Unless they're adding the push-up in there, I'm guessing it's a result of not enough people knowing there was a record to be broken. Yeah, they must have some other type of squat-thrust or something because I just did 25 in 45 seconds. I stopped because I just ate about 4…
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"Uncle-Daddy, brother-cousin Eric called me a 'retard'. Can I press charges?" Forgive me if this is inappropriate: "They met for the first time in 2000 shortly before their mother died of a heart attack." I guess she was the first one to find out about them.
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WHAT!? 40 is a record!? I can't believe that 30 was a record before that. We used to be required to do 25 in a minute to get a passing grade in high-school gym. I'm pretty sure there were some guys who did 40, and I know even I got over 30 a few times.
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I wish people would realize that the actual word used is far less important than the meaning behind it. If we faze out the "offensive words" with less offensive words, then they will become the worst words and carry just as much hate as the taboo words of the previous generation. They don't like the kid saying it because…
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If you've been raised doing it your whole life, yeah, I can see not knowing any better. It's just like any other learned behavior. If your parents tell you to act a specific way in a specific situation, then that's what you're going to do.
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Well then, what are ya doin' wastin' time reading the forums? Hurry up and get busy beatin' some Zelda games. Chop-chop.
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I was so jealous that I decided to get a new AIM Screenname as well. It is Yashin Nashi. I realize the whole Japanese name thing is a little lame, but it's a million times better than my old name.
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I forgot we lost the old MarioKart code thread. Here's my MarioKart DS friend code: 476802-705166
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I hate people. If you're kid can't tell the difference between a shot to keep a disease out of society and an OK to have sex, you have failed as a parent. Your kid's gonna have sex or not have sex regardless of the vaccination.
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Not to mention that (on average) women's nerves can fire 9X faster than men's. Therefore they feel all pain (and pleasure) 9 times as much as men.
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Dammit, man! Would you stop with the riddles and just be straight-forward, for once.
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That's so cool. I wish I had a hobby like that.
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Is that the one with the happy ending?
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It's a way of saying "oh my God" without being blasphemous.
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Happy Birthday, god! Eat, drink, and be merry.
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Actually, it should be "I". Sorry, I couldn't resist. I'm actually looking forward to the end of Zelda Comic because that's when devo revo is supposed to kick in.
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean for it to lead into so much. The absolute lack of punctuation was starting to get on my nerves, though. However, the meaning cannot go either way without the punctuation. We are just all able to figure out what it was supposed to mean.
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Took the words right out of my mouth. OR the other patients didn't have obviously visible tatoos. You can't just assume he's using the tattoos as an excuse because he has some other problem. If he doesn't like tattoos in his office because he's trying to make a pleasent atmosphere for his other patients, then it's up to…
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"Fearing it might have been carrying rabies, authorities had the rodent killed." What the fuck!? They couldn't just hold it for observation for a week? They don't even have to spend any money, it'd probably be cheaper than what it cost to kill it.
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What's a remember? Why is Link's remember stupid? And what are you asking about his stupid remember?