Behemoth
Behemoth
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You must be willing to make the ultimate sacrifice FOR SCIENCE!
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Well, I understand where they're coming from. Precious metals have a set value that really doesn't fluctuate. It's the economies of the world that fluctuate, so the precious metals gain and lose value compared to each individual economy. The dollar doesn't fluctuate in value if you're only looking within the US economy.…
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"NORFED claims its Liberty Dollars are inflation free and can restore stability to financial markets by allowing commerce based on a currency that does not fluctuate in value like the U.S. dollar." Yeah, because the value of gold and silver is just so much more stable than that undependable USD.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That's not Biology. I have a better one for Biology. Determine the affects of salts and water on the body. And you get to use a full 4 months on this one. So, you'll get a better grade for making maximum use of your time. You're going to do it in 4 parts. 4 weeks of following some dietary regulation,…
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I've always wondered, is there any way for a website to know when you're blocking their ads? I use Ad-block plus on Firefox and I was still seeing all of the small ads on the bottom of the screen, though it blocks almost any advertisement I don't want. It's like it's psychic. Or I actually did the set-up and just forgot…
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AS much as I like helping people, I have some griping to do. Instead of saying "X means ____", they need to say "X is most closely related to ____". Whatever, I got to 1200 grains and ended with a 34. I got up to 37, but then had a string of, questionable, mismatches.
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Can I play, too? I love fisticuffs!
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Biology, eh? How long do you have for the project?
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FIRST! Help the audience out, where do we send those letters? and when will they be read again?
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I HAVE A GOOD ONE. BUT IT HAS TO BE A SINGLE-BLIND TEST. DRIVE AROUND WITH PEOPLE BEFORE AND AFTER THEY PLAY GTA FOR SEVERAL HOURS. SEE IF THEY BEGIN TO DRIVE MORE AGGRESSIVELY AFTER THEY'VE PLAYED COMPARED TO BEFORE. IT MIGHT BE HARD TO KEEP THE TEST SUBJECTS IN THE DARK AS TO WHY THEY'RE DRIVING AFTER PLAYING A GAME…
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I WAIT FOR SALES AT COMPUTER AND OFFICE SUPPLY STORES. THAT'S HOW I WAS ABLE TO GET MY 1GB DDR RAM CARD FOR $60. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN HALF THAT IF I HAD A DDR2 BOARD. IT'S CRAZY I TELLS YA. BEFORE I BOUGHT THAT GIG, I JUST HAD A SINGLE 256. MY COMPUTER WAS SLOOOOOOOOOOOWWW. I LITERALLY COULDN'T RUN AIM6.0 AND FIREFOX AT THE…
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I WAS TRYING TO GET OUT TWO THOUGHTS AT ONCE IN MY EARLIER POST. MY CREATIVE WRITING PROFESSOR WAS REALLY JUST A UNIQUE ASSHOLE. THE WORKS HE PRESENTED TO US AS THE IDEAL OF CREATIVE WRITING WE AS FOLLOWS: A CLICHED ATTEMPT TO ENNOBLE A BLACK STRIPPER HE SAW BY COMPARING HER TO A JUNGLE CAT OF SOME SORT, 2 PERSONAL…
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GO TO THE MALL WITH A GIRL AND A THIRD FRIEND. WALK AROUND ALONE AND HAVE THE OTHER 2 SURVEY PEOPLE WHO LOOK AT YOU, ASKING THEM TO GAUGE YOUR APPEARANCE, POTENTIAL FOR A RELATIONSHIP, AND GENERAL ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR PERSONALITY. DO THE SAME THING WITH SLIGHTLY ALTERED APPEARANCES (COMBED HAIR VS MESSY HAIR,…
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I NEVER REALLY HAD ANY GREAT APPRECIATION FOR POETRY, BUT IT GREW INTO A DISTINCT DISLIKE WHEN I WAS FORCED TO READ MY CREATIVE WRITING PROFESSOR'S SEX-OBSESSED RAMBLINGS WHILE HE CRITICIZED MY FORMULA PERFECT SHAKESPEAREAN SONNETS AS BEING AN 'OK ATTEMPT'. I JUST CAN'T APPRECIATE MOST POETRY FOR THE SAME REASONS MOST…
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OH NO! I CAN'T BELIEVE I WASTED 7 HOURS OF ALL-CAPS DAY SLEEPING. I'VE GOT SOME INTERNET SHOUTING TO MAKE UP.
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I THINK THAT IS MY FAVORITE PANEL EVER.
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I HAVEN'T SEEN AL GORES MOVIE, YET. ANYONE WHO'S SEEN IT SEEMS TO BE CONVINCED THAT THE STANDARD PATTERN OF GLOBAL WARMING AND COOLING HAS ACCELERATED. HISTORY SHOWS THAT WERE GO IN HEATING AND COOLING TRENDS, IT IS A NATURAL PROCESS AND WE LIVE DURING A HEATING TREND. SOME PEOPLE ARGUE THAT OVER THE LAST 100 YEARS OR SO,…
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CHECK OUT THE EXCESSIVE SPEEDS IN THE 7TH PANEL. HE'S GOTTA BE GOING AT LEAST MACH 2 TO MAKE BLURRING LIKE THAT.
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THEY ARE. WE'RE JUST SEEING GLIMPSES OF ACTION BY THE 2 MAIN CHARACTERS IN INTERVALS THAT CATCH THE BACKGROUND PEOPLE IN THE SAME POSITION EACH TIME. THAT WAS A GREAT COMIC.
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Was it the "Your in hell" panel?
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I see two people lying in bed. the person on the left (our right) has their right arm above the covers. EDIT: even more than that, though, I see a burnt pancake.
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And Indian curry from the Indian chick at the Indian restaurant.
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I remember being cheated out of a Spelling origin story via the worst deux ex machina ever.
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Nah. Serephel can hold his spicy foods quite well. I'm guessing it had something to do with bacteria or toxic waste in the water.
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We should coordinate an online game of Bullshit! It wouldn't take as long as D&D and we'd all have a lot more fun anyway. Plus, way more chances of nudity.
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your hp is measured by articles of clothing. And attacking your allies is encouraged.
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What part of Mrs. Dash didn't you understand?
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Sounds tasty. I made my own (sort of) and it was so fucking delicious! I'm so happy right now. I just had 8 cups of broth with 4 packs of ramen noodles. I should have eaten lunch...or breakfast, even. MAN! I was hungry! I think I finally discovered a way to make the instant ramen passable. I used one pack of their shrimp…
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I want びっくりラーメン! And I want it now! I want a triple!