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  • Don't believe those skim-milk-is-healthier-than-whole-milk lies. Consider how much milk you actually drink in a day? Whole milk is only 4% fat. It's much healthier than other sources of saturated fat. And you do need some saturated fat. It (most likely) aids in the production of testosterone. Avoiding saturated fat will…
    in X'o'Lore's random poll #1: Milk Comment by Behemoth August 2009
  • Do you guys seriously think it's that creepy?
    in Youtubin' Comment by Behemoth August 2009
  • I was raised drinking skim milk. I don't drink milk anymore, when I do I prefer whole milk. Skim milk always tastes like it's already spoiled.
    in X'o'Lore's random poll #1: Milk Comment by Behemoth August 2009
  • I don't become sentient until the work day ends. Thinking on the job just causes trouble.
    in Love, sweet love Comment by Behemoth August 2009
  • Seriously? I love this stuff. It's fucking hot.
    in Youtubin' Comment by Behemoth August 2009
  • Seriously, man. The one on the left looks like a serial killer, you look like a stalker and the other two look like pedophiles.
    in SUCCESS! Comment by Behemoth August 2009
  • Uh oh. Keep a look-out. We're gonna see Ryan's picture up for mail-order sex slaves in China soon.
    in Return of the Son of the Effed-Up News Thread Returns Comment by Behemoth August 2009
  • But girl pockets are so tiny, you can barely fit a set of keys in them. I think guys have it pretty good with pockets. Our family goes to watch the local minor-league baseball team sometimes. They don't allow outside food or drink, but in my pockets I have smuggled in a large bag of m&ms (27oz or something like that), a…
    in AWESOME! Comment by Behemoth August 2009
  • Well, of course you can hate the roommate. That's only natural.It takes months of non-payment and several notices before they cut you off. So he was ignoring it big-time. Cold showers really aren't so bad in the summer, though. You just have to jump right in like it's a hot shower and you'll barely notice. When you try to…
    in Hate, contemptible hate. Comment by Behemoth July 2009
  • NO! Leave the service people alone! They can turn it off in 5 minutes because all they do is stop the gas. To send gas back into the apartment without going inside and lighting the pilot lights and doing no safety checks would put your life in danger. You should be thankful that they're willing to give you any type of…
    in Hate, contemptible hate. Comment by Behemoth July 2009
  • Wow.
    in Youtubin' Comment by Behemoth July 2009
  • AWESOME! Congratulations!
    in SUCCESS! Comment by Behemoth July 2009
  • Take it outside, fellas. This thread is for lovin'. Sweet, sweet love, down by the fire. Yeah, baby. You know what I'm talkin' 'bout. Keep the love going, keep it flowing, feel it growing. CAN YOU FEEL MY LOVE!?
    in Love, sweet love Comment by Behemoth July 2009
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LAUREN. Awesome people always get awesome themes, so I better keep up the trend, here.
    in MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Comment by Behemoth July 2009
  • My company is planning to force us all to wear flame-proof long sleeve uniforms by the end of this month. Just in time for August.
    in Hate, contemptible hate. Comment by Behemoth July 2009
  • It was over 80 here today! And of course, I LIVE ON AN ISLAND! Yes, there was a tiny bit of humidity. I work outside, too.
    in Hate, contemptible hate. Comment by Behemoth July 2009
  • Now we all know, if you're ever with Tanya and there's a wolverine around, it's everyone for themselves.
    in Crazy dream thread! Comment by Behemoth July 2009
  • There's a town on Long Island, here with the exchange 666. EDIT: I was just paying some loans and remembered a few more. I have 666 in one of my student loan account numbers. I used to have it in an employee number, it was in my old bank account number. I'm sure there are some more I just can't remember anymore. And of…
    in AWESOME! Comment by Behemoth July 2009
  • That's one of my very specific awesome powers. My last 2 phone numbers also had 666 in them.
    in AWESOME! Comment by Behemoth July 2009
  • I know. We need to get rid of all this non-awesome.
    in AWESOME! Comment by Behemoth July 2009
  • Nope. I definitely do not wish to learn anything of the sort. To do so may decrease my awesome.
    in AWESOME! Comment by Behemoth July 2009
  • As Hammy said, the non-awesome will just never be able to understand the awesome. It's kinda sad, really.
    in AWESOME! Comment by Behemoth July 2009
  • Well that's only natural. It takes an awful lot to maintain such a high level of awesome. You couldn't possibly expect to sustain it with just one or two.
    in AWESOME! Comment by Behemoth July 2009
  • The latter my friend. When in doubt, always assume the more awesome answer to be the correct answer.
    in AWESOME! Comment by Behemoth July 2009
  • Now those are just some extreme examples, of course. You can slowly wile away your awesome through more subtle means as well. That's why you must be ever vigilant and constantly reinforce your awesome like Ryan and I. Just to make sure I wasn't in danger of losing my awesome through vegetarianism, I ate 7 different types…
    in AWESOME! Comment by Behemoth July 2009
  • Unfortunately, god, it is possible to cross the barrier, but only one way. Awesome can never be gained later in life, you must be born with it. But you can squander and lose your awesome. If you were awesome, you'd realize this.
    in AWESOME! Comment by Behemoth July 2009
  • Really it's the first sense. The other five are the extra ones. You can live without all of 'em, as long as you have that sense of AWESOME.
    in AWESOME! Comment by Behemoth July 2009
  • If you're awesome, you can always tell when someone's just pretending to understand awesome. It's just one more way we can weed through those beneath us and mingle with only the truly awesome. It helps to maintain our purity of awesome.
    in AWESOME! Comment by Behemoth July 2009
  • That is exactly the sort of thing an awesome person would say.
    in AWESOME! Comment by Behemoth July 2009
  • Absolutely. Every school child knows that true awesome comes from breeding. It's why communism just doesn't work.
    in AWESOME! Comment by Behemoth July 2009

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