Behemoth
Behemoth
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I know a few people like that, but honestly, I think most of them would have turned out that way without any help. All the weed does is help them forget how stupid they are. If they quit smoking, they'd regain their lost brain cells in a few days or a week or so. They'd still be stupid because they spent all their time…
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Pickle, seriously. Just shut the fuck up. I know this is all new to you, but we all know about his career already. JESUS! I can remember when Bad was a new album. Would you please just stop posting? You had to get fucking banned before you were able to go more than a few hours without a post. Just voluntarily go a day or…
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His avatar is a window to his soul. It must change as he changes. Don't worry, little one, the old Jakey will return to us someday.
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What kid? It was 3 homeless guys. The thing I'm wondering is why they bother to mention the subject of the conversation at all? It's completely irrelevant except maybe to make people chuckle because of the perceived irony.
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Yeah, but if you're paying attention you have a chance of not hitting anything. Animals run out into the road all the time, but if you're not busy jacking off you can see them and you'll already know where other vehicles are around you so you'll be able to maneuver. People just piss me off.
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I saw a kitty get hit by a van today:( If the asshole was paying attention, he probably had enough time to swerve, but he wasn't even looking.
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Isn't that what devo revo is about?
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU GUYS!
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Teehee.
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Oh, Jakey. Someday you'll have to learn that not all of life's problems can be solved with Liberal baby-murder.
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He's squeaking with rage. This is seriously pathetic. I can't even imagine being that angry about something. Just punch the damn wall or something. How the hell can you express such a rage by bouncing on your bed? Maybe that's why he's so insane, he doesn't know how to release his anger. EDIT: I wish the speed-up wasn't…
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Please try to stay on topic in Pickles' threads.
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yeah, it's definitely nice being able to pee in any direction we want. I remember writing my name in the snow as a kid. Penises sure are handy.
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Do it. It does work. But also get the cream
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Just be around when you can. We can all find our own sleeping arrangements and what not if you're busy and away. Unless you mean that it might keep you busy the whole time. That'd suck.
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I'm gonna go see Ryan and hopefully Andrew no matter what. if otehr people are there, too, all the better. So know that there will be a gathering of some sort It might not be the official crazy OB gathering, but it will still be fun and awesome, so try to come if you can and we will try to coordinate as best we can ahead…
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I always told you, you needed to drink more. I hope you've learned your lesson now. But I'm really glad to hear you're not dead. This has got me to thinking, though. How would we know if you did die? Or anyone on the OB? It might take years before news would trickle down to your fellow OB members. I think we each need to…
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Exactly. I don't think you could appreciate it at this point because so many other movies and shows have borrowed from it. It was already cliched for you, even if you didn't realize it.
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Ranma
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Oregon Trail!
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IIt's ok. I forgive you your womanly shortcomings. It is a simple fact of nature that you should always be inferior to us men. We understand and accept you for what you are. Now, since we, men, have all done something nice for you (forgiving you) you must return the favor by joinign our OB marching band/orchestra.
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Have I mentioned that I was once a very accomplished percussionist? I may not be as adept on the set as I once was, but I can certainly accompany any little orchestra you wish. Does anyone have any spare timpani they could lend me?