Behemoth
Behemoth
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Nothing like some pure, cold-filtered meme after a hard day's work.
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NO! Nobody's good. I'm angry tonight. I hate any and all 4cahn references! seriously, those are the only ones that bother me. I feel like I'm made a little dumber every time I see anything about charged lazors or shooping da woop. plus, 4chan totally killed the demotivational posters for me.
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Who ever said the helpless ones were minorities? that was just the ones that stricter voter requirements are said to adversly affect. The latter examples were both white women. I completely realize those points. But at the same time, it's tough to feel bad for someone who rolls up to collect free food in a brand new…
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Actually, to be serious, too. I don't think half of what we say is as inside as some people seem to think. most are shenanigans that could basically have happened anywhere. The stuff about the zoo wasn't obscure at all. I just plain said what happened. We went to a zoo and they had an exhibit for a squirrel. Just as…
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So he claims, he knows damn well that South Park quotes are never-ending.
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LOL! I images your avatar saying that and it fucking killed me. It's too fuckignperfect.
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I think they should give you a sammich too. You know, since they already have the screen there. It'll help increase voter turnout.
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I Rick where this Roll is going.
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OK, I started writing this in the fucked up news thread then got pissed off and went on a huge rant, so i'm moving it here. this is probably very offensive, so don't read it if you don't want to Whatever. the deceased always vote in record numbers for the democrats. Meanwhile the ballots get lost in minority areas.…
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I still think it's more reliable and safer than paper that is hand counted. We still use the tabbed tally machines in my town. It's nice and easy. You slide a bar that closes the curtain and sets the machine, there are rows with names in them. You push down the tab under the name you want(or is it above, it's just so damn…
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I actually have to agree with Blobby a little. I don't think they should give any "warning" but it wouldn't be a bad idea to have a little sign that shows the proper method of using the machine. Like a sign with a diagram that shows you to hold your hand to your chest, choose a target, extend a single finger and then…
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I would like to stop hearing about anything that doesn't directly involve me. No more inside jokes about D&D, obscure literature, movies I haven't seen, states I haven't visited with restaurants at which I haven't eaten, or other people's love lives.
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That's my whole point. It's not making assumptions. The machine doesn't know what they intended to do, it only knows what they did do. And they hit the wrong box. Even if it was just with the tiniest piece of lint hanging off their finger as they hovered it over the screen after touching their initial choice. It's a…
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OK. I've been looking for an image of the actual voting machine's screen. I can't find it, based on the descriptions of a check mark next to the name, I'm guessing it's something like most other menu screens out there. So if the idiots are trying to tough the spot where the check goes instead of the center of the main box…
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I hate people who aren't coordinated enough to touch a damn box on a screen.
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First of all, you literally cannot legally survive on Long island if you earn $30,000/year. I'm not saying you can't have a nice house or that you can't go on vacation. I mean you literally can't do it. You can't rent a legal apartment for less than $800/month. That obviously won't include utilities. Second, it has nothing…
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This whole thread is a sexy party.
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I do have to say that Joe the Plumber was a very important point made by McCain. He represented all small business owners that McCain has been claiming will by Obama's $250,000+ income tax increase. I don't know how many of you have ever worked in construction, but "Joe" is a huge part of the industry. Contracting licenses…
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well why not? It took me 48 hours and 12 cans of sobe adrenaline rush to write a paper and a half. My first topic fell short, so I had to alter it.
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No, sorry. This is way more interesting.
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His curls are irresistible!
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awwwwwwwwwwww....... thanks, Ryan.
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My vote doesn't matter. Democrats sweep NY every time. It's never even close.
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I almost stepped on a praying mantis last week.
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Squirrels are totally tamable as pets. They're still wacky, though. Like, you know how a cat will just run around the house for no reason sometimes, a squirrel is a million times worse.
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ROCKIN'!
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I was totally wasted. That has to grant me some sort of leniency.
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The more I watch, the more I feel like he's fighting his own campaign managers. EDIT: I listened to this earlier on the radio, too. I think I gained a little more respect for mcCain for this, too. I realize that anyone hard-core enough to hate McCain for saying "no" to that woman would still hate Obama enough to vote for…
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