Behemoth
Behemoth
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I don't think you guys are taking this seriously enough. The ending of the Mayan calendar has nothing to do with death and destruction other than the fact that they marked a date of astronomical significance. All the crazies who have make prediction about the end of the world have no influence over whether or not something…
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Thank God for the Catholic Church.
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Ya know, it's people like you that are ruining this country. If something's good enough for 3 years, why can't it be good for another 3? You just get bored with it and throw it away. Meanwhile, our landfills are overflowing. But what do you care? We're in the middle of a depression, ya know. Just you wait, you won't be…
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Two guys are on the golf course when a funeral procession passes by. The one golfer stops and takes his hat off. The other golfer says, "wow, that's really nice of you to show respect like that" the guy says, "well, it's the least i could do. We were married for 30 years."
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What'd'ya call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer (idea, get it?) What'd'ya call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still, no eye deer What'd'ya call a dog with no legs? doesn't matter, you can call him whatever you want, he still won't come. What'd'ya call a dog with no back legs and steel balls? Sparky. What'd'ya call a guy…
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LOL! What the hell is that from?
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WHAT! But she was in a coma. That's disgusting. That man should be arrested.
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Which part is nonsensical? And don't worry, just 3.75 years to go.
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I'm no scientist, but I believe there are 2 or 3 possibilities. One is just the reversal of the magnetic poles, this supposedly happens every many many thousands of years; as evidenced by various igneous rock formations over time showing the allignment of the magnetic rock switching every so often. this doesn't seem to…
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OR did he mean that before she was in a coma they used to have kinky fun by eating various food items during sex and he tried to feed her while performing cunnilingus?
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But this time there's actual potential for a polar shift. Could set off a few major faults and super volcanoes. If it actually does set off that Yellowstone super volcano, you're basically guaranteed the immediate destruction of North America with a good chance of an early ice age. That's why I'm not going nuts to try and…
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I don't get it. Did she choke on her tongue when she came?
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You just reminded me of a great commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP3ge49LkmQ EDIT: Just because I can. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8
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I was thinking the other way around. But either would have been good.
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I'm back! You may rejoice. Topic was quite alright with me. However, I'm very disappointed in all of you. Nobody made any connection here? Really?
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I just worked 7 straight midnight shifts. Because out shop steward is a fucking moron. I worked 3 evening shifts, then had a "day off" (exactly 24 hours), then 7 days of 11pm-7am. WTF is wrong with this guy?
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I've been drinking since about noon. I'm starting to feel a mild affections towards you all.
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Yup. It's a perfectly even 4 weeks, starting on a Sunday. This isn't really going to be all that much of a challenge for me. I'm just gonna spend my 2 or 3 free hours after work reading or maybe even getting some exercise instead of reloading Orange Belt over and over while watching youtube videos.
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fix'd
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That was wonderful!
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If I can pt in for my vacation by March 1st, I'm pretty much guaranteed the days I ask. If I have at least a month's notice, i could probably still swing it. So, anytime's good for me, just let me know in advance.
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Actually. I don't think this is as fucked up as it seems. he definitely went too far with the chains, but hitting someone with a stick for training is not as odd as it sounds. I know a martial arts instructor on the Island, here who specializes in body conditioning. He hits his son and daughter (and all of his advanced…
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I was never a huge fan of tater tots cooked at home. I loved them at school, when they were deep fried.
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I mean an unfriendly visit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXk_4hwg0yE
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OH GOD! Jakey, that second one had me dying.
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I liked those campaigns when we'd go out and beat up all those little DnD nerds. Good times.
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I'm hoping someone read this article and is going to pay this guy a little visit. I know if he lived by me, I would.
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I love dodgeball! I always hated how they'd only let you use those soft foam or half-deflated kick balls. You could never throw them very hard.
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By the way. how are things looking for all you guys who weren't sure when you'd be able to go?