Behemoth
Behemoth
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BACON!
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Bonus points for everyone except god.
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DONE! Bonus points if you can count how many ninja presents are in the picture.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nnVQ2fROOg
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Yeah, Nice shop-job there. I can do that shit, too. Check this out:
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(2:27:16 AM) Ryan: Hey, back in a bit (2:27:19 AM) Mr. Wonderful: k (2:27:22 AM) Ryan: I feel a poo coming (2:27:28 AM) Mr. Wonderful: YES! (2:27:35 AM) Ryan: I need to sync my poo schedule to work (2:27:44 AM) Mr. Wonderful: por que? (2:27:47 AM) Ryan: My bathroom toilet is damn cold in my apartment (2:27:49 AM) Ryan:…
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This is a quote of several hundred days ago, but i remember it like it was yesterday. "They won't allow you to bring liquids onto the plane, but they still serve drinks and those are liquids."
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I say Winter Capitalism is the theme for December.
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He shouldn't have even been in the movie. Spider-man should have lost the suit and Venom should have shown up in movie #4, and he needed to be played by ANYONE other than that little pansy.
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It could have been ok, but they ruined the whole Venom thing. And for me, that ruined the movie.
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I just lost all respect for you.
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Thanks, I love that episode. Nice picture, I feel bad for the turtle, though.
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besides, modern technology ensures that we'll never be alone.
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VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thanks guys.
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Thanks, X. I got my invite and signed up. I suppose this means I have invites to hand out now. PM me if anyone wants me to invite anybody. I think everyone I know who'd use this is already on.
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(10:54:54 AM) Ryan: Give her a box of tiny penis condoms (10:54:58 AM) Ryan: The Chinese ones are too baggy (10:55:03 AM) Mr. Wonderful: lol (10:55:08 AM) Mr. Wonderful: those aren't condoms (10:55:12 AM) Mr. Wonderful: their for your finger (10:55:17 AM) Mr. Wonderful: they're (10:55:24 AM) Ryan: That's what I need…
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There's always next time.
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Who cares? That's AWESOME!
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For some reason, I got some really nice stuff for my birthday this year. Check it out:
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If you don't mind wasting an invite, I'd like to see what it's all about. Agerhauser@gmail.com I can't guarantee I'd actually continue to use it.
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You should poop in his bed. and don't tell him, let him find out on his own. but yoi should get out of the bed wafter you poop in it. That'll treach him not to bed out of his bed when you're in his bed.
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Yeah, definitely go with the steal-toed boots, then. And start practicing your kicks. If you knock the teeth out of a few guys, you can wear whatever the hell you want.
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Well, if you're trying to be less conspicuous, the second pair is the way to go, they look more comfortable, too. But if you want to ignore fashion all together, the most comfortable pair of boots I ever had were these: Though I think it's technically a shoe.
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"The oil-burner runs on gas I think."
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Oh yeah, as far as I know he's still alive. I put him back in the stump and placed it in the woods.
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So, I was being all manly today, as usual. Ripping up trees with my bare hands, caring them over my shoulder and chopping them up for firewood. And I found the biggest grub I've ever seen...EVAR. He was living in a birch tree, he's probably why it died. This fucker was over 10cm when he stretched out (the metric ruler was…
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She sounds a little conceited if you ask me. I mean, geeze, "...But I know what it's like to be let on and given false hope [because I'm so awesome you'd be devastated if I rejected you after giving you that slim hope of being with someone as perfect as I] and I couldn't do that to you." Trust me, man. You don't want any…