Behemoth
Behemoth
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Did it ever say that Noah circumnavigated the globe? As far as he knew, he had nothing but time. It's not like he was going around looking for land, he was just floating near where he started, waiting for the water to drop. And don't forget that almost all of the land formations were created by that very flood. The Earth…
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That video pissed me off even more than the creation museum. I am rarely offended, sometimes I joke around, but never really offended. But that video was in unfathomably poor taste.
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Sure, everyone poops now. But this was in the Garden of Eden. The plants were a perfectly balanced meal that when consumed would produce absolutely no waste.
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Those are cracks from when he landed.
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I'm pretty sure X-Files is on the evil, do-not-watch list.
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You mean reincarnation?
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ah HA! No, wait...no HAing. I'm very confused. I'll just see it when I see it, then I'll tell you if I was right.
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So, it will be no more than 29 panels, yet still longer than the previous ones?
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Do a wall-run to the left, behind the winged dragon-snake, grab the sword and use it fend him off while you make your way to the hole.
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Have you ever actually tried to explain how that works to someone like that? It's like trying to teach your dog to use the toilet. They've never used their mind, it's too far gone to receive any new information. They just stare at you blankly and then start yelling again.
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I predict at least 30 panels.
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From what I've heard the method it uses is very good for getting you to learn phrases and spout out simple sentences fairly quickly. Nothing can beat the human experience, but if you're reasonably intelligent, you should be able to obtain proficiency (not fluency) with it. use it for 5 seconds a day and you'll become…
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Why do you think he's been trying to get out of the cave this whole time?
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Trip and role the rest of the way down.
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Bind some snails!
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That's the one part that's supposed to be in it. They don't use lean meat as much over there.
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Those things are delicious. I have no idea if I've ever eaten the cardboard version but I wouldn't doubt it.
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Suuuure, blame the marker. I really like that drinking one.
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I smell a sexy spambot.
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I think he means give your final, official guess. I'm gonna go with Nes.
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“I saw it three days ago at night attacking animals. It even ate a cow. It tore the cow up piece by piece. I tried to shoot it with my gun but it ran away into the orchards. I missed it,” he said. OK, all Iraqis have now lost all credibility in my eyes. I will never believe another eye-witness account about anything from…
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I loved "powie-zowie"!
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Find out where all of the light's been coming from lately.
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I assumed the rocket has a draw string attached to a self-contained ignition.
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No! Move before that stalactite falls on your head.
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Accept your fate and die like a man.
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You can usually skip the slow voice-mail intro with the * button.