Professor MacJake
Professor MacJake
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Show us your raccoons, Khan! They're sort-of cats!
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John, I hereby banish you from my thread.
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It would be ironic if she had super-hearing, and heard so well that she couldn't distinguish the train horn from everything else and it killed her.
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Miss Deaf Texas killed by train Witness says engineer sounded horn repeatedly before striking 18-year-old
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Now I want a burrito as big as my head!
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Teen Shot in Fight Over Tater Tots
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Issac Hayes Quits 'South Park'; cites 'bullshit' as reason
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Well, he's not talking to a time-travelling bunny in that picture. Of course he isn't sexy.
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Help! I think I'm gay, but only for Jake Gyllenhaal!
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Heh, I just noticed that my Jedi name is Jakey. Carry on.
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Don't worry, DI...you'll always be on the cutting edge of my heart.
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But that isn't a Monty Python quote. Better luck next time, old man.
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I can't say that I approve, but welcome all the same! Where are you from if you're not from the 'ole U S of A?
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This warranted a thread?
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It's worn off. I hate you all.
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Several descendants. Who are in some cases even more vitriolic than him. Oh God, save me from your followers.
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Not anymore! A combination of 2 and 3 would be hella cool. Failing that, I'll throw my lot onto option 2.
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Not by yourself, no, but with all your power combined... WHAMO!
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You forgot the declaring to be Russian despite no one asking.
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Fred Phelps and the Dodge City showdown You can learn more about the Phelps family at http://www.godhatesfags.com. Sadly, this is the dark side of Freedom of Speech. Moving on, keeping with our religious "flavah": Louisiana pastor arrested and charged with child rape
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Where's the Phoenix Downs!?!
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Indeed! Sandwiches for everyone! Also: Robber beaten by beauty students sentenced
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I...I have a hard time wanting anyone dead, even a fuck like this. "But Professor, what if it were your dearest family members he violated!" I cannot say how I would feel if that should happen to me, but I hope that my convictions that wrongs won't right wrongs, not matter how satisfying any sort of vengance or retribution…
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oooh, name one Jake! I would love you forever!
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Dad Gets Five Life Sentences For Raping Daughter, 3
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SAW MAN 'HACKS OFF OWN LEGS' Calif. School Suspends 20 Over Web Site
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Don't die, Jeff! I love you too much!
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I'd love to go, but I can't afford airfare. I'd try to attempt the 19 hour drive myself, but...I don't forsee that working. Anyone want to carpool? Does anyone even live remotely near me?
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Actually, most liturgical churches observe Lent. So if you're looking for 40 days of repentance, you can go to your local Catholic, Orthodox, Episcopal/Anglican, Lutheran or Methodist churches! Tell them Prof. MacJake sent you, and watch as they blink in incomprehension.