Shovel Fulla Waffle
Shovel Fulla Waffle
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That scene where he was 70s strutting down the street doing finger guns at all the ladies...I laughed myself silly. And the bar scene..how could you not love that? Oh well. To each his/her own.
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I'm watching a show on discovery health about newborn babies going through drug withdrawal. We live in one fucked up world my friends.
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I'm sooooooo sick of Christmas music. AND IT'S ONLY THE 1st! *bangs head against wall*
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Nice bike! Matt and I rented all the Spiderman movies this weekend. I hadn't seen the 2nd or 3rd. I really like the 3rd.
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"And don't worry about the wedding album. The photographer got some great pictures of your friends leaving with their gifts."
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"I'll pay the rent...WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!"
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Today Matt and I found a black santa 50% off at Hobby Lobby. And my Christmas shopping is 85% done.
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happy birthday!
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Silly Behemoth! Girls don't poop.
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I'm in Matt's house in Matt's bed, but Matt's two hour drive away. :(
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If you or anyone wants to post something intellectual or clever by all means do. But my favorite quotes are esoteric inside jokes. "It's like they're stroking their non-existent literary cocks."
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Can't say that I do.
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I love potato salad, but it makes my breath rank!
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"I found a Super Nintendo in the street. No cords, but whatever."
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I had the Tobey Maguire dream again. It changed slightly in that at one point, he was chasing me through an empty warehouse that was somehow associated with Matt's cousin's girlfriend's family. Also, this time I thought to give him a fake number, but couldn't think of any.
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I took two years of high school Spanish. I might be able to recognize 3-10% of the words.
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"You're not supposed to eat ALLLL the waffle. But seriously, what's in the fridge?"
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I ran out of deodorant after one armpit today, so I had to use my Mom's on the other armpit. The mixture of scents bothered me for hours...I'm very particular when it comes to smelly things on my body. Shampoo, lotion, even laundry detergent.
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I liked the first one!
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I'll keep the double posting thing in mind. I'm a taken woman!
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DAMN! You should name that thing. Today I have the day off. I'm eating scrambled eggs with turkey and cheese, toast, and coffee. And I'm watching Back to the Future. Ahh lazy Sunday...
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I dreamed last night that Matt and I were at a swanky hotel in Japan attending a very exclusive party. Matt was off talking to other people and I started talking this one guy and he called his brother over. Turns out his brother was Tobey Maguire. So Tobey's talking really loud and just being a jerk and starts asking for…
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"Go count Tennysons." "Oneyson...Twoyson..."
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Capital One sent me a credit card offer in the mail for the second time in three days. I have one credit card and that's more than enough for me.
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"Stouffer's Hot Dressing!"
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Regardless of input I pump out 100 proof cynicism....and cuteness.
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Entirely sober actually. I rarely drink as I don't handle liquor well. *mimics violent vomiting*
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The culprit in this case was a dirty metal bowl thingy that holds the electric burner. I cleaned all four of them obsessively after the incident.
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As I mentioned in "love sweet love" and Behemoth suggested I post here as well, I started a small grease fire on the stove in my apartment today. Luckily I remembered to put it out with baking soda instead of water.
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I looooooove baking soda. I started a small grease fire earlier and initially thought to get water, but luckily I remembered that's the worst thing to use and grabbed the baking soda.