Shovel Fulla Waffle
Shovel Fulla Waffle
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Bunch of savages in this town...
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Wow. I'm a real downer at five in the morning.
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"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
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I see a pattern here...
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Three of our friends were there who could have given him a ride.
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I was supposed to have today off, but my boss needs me to come in and work the early shift. The day will surely be filled with exclamations of "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
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I love how they just had to get the opinion of the non-custodial *cough* deadbeat *cough* dad. I totally agree that some young kids simply can't be controlled. Sometimes it's a result of mental illness. Sometimes it a result of poor upbringing. I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is probably a low income family…
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If I woke up with a picture of Rick Astley on my phone, I'd know it was gonna be great day.
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I dreamed I was in a school cafeteria with three of my friends. My friend Andrew was annoyed because he let his food sit too long and it was cold, so he decided to go back to his dorm with his roommate and microwave it. Then my friend Sara went off somewhere and I left with Matt on a motorcycle. We went to a Mexican…
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"He's like air bud. He can catch gingerbread dicks in midair."
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I went to give blood today and got really dizzy and nauseous and almost passed out. Apparently they're not kidding when they tell you to eat a big meal before.
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"Oink!"
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Matt brought Back to the Future with this weekend, but sadly we're probably not going to get a chance to watch it. (I keep reading this as "Large Hardon Collider" *snicker*)
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"Kitty no!". Dedicated to the memory of Matt's cousin's cat Boots.
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Sorry Behemoth, I already deleted it. I'll tell you next time I get one.
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Well now I want to watch Back to the Future and I don't own it and I'm too lazy to go to the video store. :(
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Now I have the song Power of Love from Back to the Future stuck in my head.
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I got a text from a number I didn't recognize saying "IM BORED! GAHGRGLE HALP DA MANATEESE OHH DA MANATEESE". I hate random texts from people I don't know, especially considering that I don't have unlimited texting.
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Well that's the way it's suppooooosed to be here...
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I saw this on 60 minutes. Matt and I have a friend who's been waiting for a liver for six years, and these criminals just waltz into the country and magically end up on the top of the list! I also think it's important to note that the reporter who broke this story was offered $500,000 by the Yakuza to keep his mouth shut…
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"This floor cleaner kind of smells like my ex brother-in-law."
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I have an inexplicable visual aversion to all caps. It literally hurts my eyes. My bad. See yall tomorrow.
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*gasp* What magic is this?
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lol. It was the 2nd of a 3 part series on human evolution. I sadly missed the first part.
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I'm watching Nova on PBS. I loooooooove Nova.
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See that white chair on the left? We found that by the dumpster too. I see you haven't unpacked yet. Lazy. lol. I work at a hotel and we have to go through bed bug control training. I've haven't come across any yet and I haven't heard about them living in chairs. It's possible, but I wouldn't be too worried.
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And if that doesn't work, try the Fonzie method.
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If he ever makes a cologne that isn't bacon scented, he should be publicly stoned.
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You should put up a picture to show just what an awesome find this was. Leather!
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I think Kevin Bacon owes a large percentage of his success to having "bacon" in his name.