bruce
bruce
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Like Teen Angel?
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I have a still version of that. It unnerves me.
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I should point out I'm going to have to pull out of this. Mental health services are still monitoring me daily and are going to keep doing so until September. I was specifically told that international travel was a big no-no during that time :(
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So, a few months ago, I got drunk. As you do. During this time, however, I rang my friend Rosie and left a voicemail. This is that voicemail.
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But surely you can tie a shoe without? Few of my shoes survive with an aglet (Huh, the more you know!) on them, but tie up fine.
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I once got so drunk I pissed myself. Don't worry, I was covered in my own vomit so nobody noticed, and thus my reputation was spared.
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So I was playing my bass last night and my amp started buzzing even when there was nothing plugged in and the volume was set to zero. I turned it on again today, still buzzing. I had presumed the speaker had blown. Not too big a travesty, get a new speaker for it. Then it burst into flames. Fuck's sake.
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Two reasons! This: And this: Julius: Your pardon; did I break thy concentration? Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still. Allow me, then, to offer a retort. Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray. Brett: What? Julius: What country dost thou hail from? Brett: What? Julius: Thou sayest thou dost hail from distant What! I…
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He hasn't posted in here!
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Christ, we really embrace Web 2.0, don't we. Drunkenness, awesomeness, success, hate and now poop, we fill our tight-knit community in on every aspect of our lives. Awesome. Incidentally, I'm off for one now. Ten brownie points to the first person brave enough to post a picture of theirs.
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Less boobs, more booze.
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And yet they still couldn't infiltrate Britain. I am proud
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Hey, Curse of Monkey Island was actually good though!
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You were in my flat on new year's eve?
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Monkey Island 4, it tarnished a series :(
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I just pre-ordered tales of monkey island :D Will definitely pick up the remake for PC too :D
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I am, for all intents and purposes, discharged from the mental unit now. Success.
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Mario has Twitter, just stalk him on there or something... I feel I am a much better person for knowing his grievances towards the California Train System.
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So. I'm back on weekend leave, got to go back on Tuesday. Perhaps a full summing up is in order: As some of you know, I suffer from depression. Mostly it's manageable, but sometimes it flares up quite annoyingly, makes me do silly things. However, recently it's taken a new turn and started to get worse. Essentially I…
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iPhone. Signal shit. Will talk properly when out.
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Make me one Tanya, I want to look pretty :)
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I go to brush my teeth. My dad was in the bathroom a few minutes before me. Upon turning the tap I feel something sticky on it. I won't beat around the bush, it was semen. My dad's semen. My dad's cold, post-wank semen. Fucking hell!
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Bruce says: Argh fuck! I just fucking shattered the glass on my scanner. Fuckballs! Declan d[-_-]b says: hahah, you stupid pissminge. Trying to scan your knob again? Bruce says: No, it's by my foot. Bruce says: (My scanner, not my cock)
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Love! O told jake to tell you I love you on satursy but he didn't! Why? Jake. Why?