bruce
bruce
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SOMEONE GET ON MSN/AOL! I AM COMPLETELY DRUNK AND NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO. NOW! NOTHOS927 OR [email]BRUCETAYLOR(NOSPAMYOUCOCKS)@(4REAL,NOSPAM)HOTMAIL.CO.UK[/email]
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Do you mean from this weekend?
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South East of New Zealand, just on the edge of its territorial waters.
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As the perfect sequel to spunktapgate, I was trying to get some photos off of my father's camera and found nude shots of my mother. Ack.
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WE RIDE AT DAWN! Taken immediately after she drowned one who wronged her (A rubber duck in this instance) But we'll let Esmé have the last word. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmBBpGt0w1c
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It's 1087, I have brought the Wales under the English crown. Not bad for 21 years work!
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I see knitted turban and raise you: Shoes!`
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I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords
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It's turtles all the way down!
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I've gone with the Ides of March (Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!)
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Or do what I do and rewatch the entirety of Scrubs (Not season 9. Doesn't exist)
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Not to go off on a tangent, but gah, I could not have so many icons in my menu bar!
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Grapes of Wrath from Black Books (Though watch the whole series, it's good)
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Having pins and needles in your testicles because you have sat at an awkward angle is surprisingly nice.
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We need to get George Takei down on this shit. Only outdated memes can save us!
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How I feel sometimes:
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Milk, two sugars.
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Fabulous February?
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Inability to orgasm February seems apt. We could ask Ryan's ex girlfriends about that!
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Uuuuuuuurgh. I hate having to use a different OS for development purposes. Having to use linux for some android dev work, which is fine, but why the fuck, in the apps I use on both windows and mac, are the commands not the same? Why can't I use backspace to go back in Chrome? How do I swap between different windows of the…
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You are wrong and I want you to go to your room and think about what you've done.
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I've given up on organised politics. I was a Tory supporter, but seeing and being affected by the way their austerity cuts are hitting the worst off in society and their attempts to created a societal untermensch has put me off. While Labour are basically just as bad, they've given up working for the rights of the working…
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Very well! Esmé uses bubble blast!
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Nah, just a day in Ryan's life, really.
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REVIVAL! (12:02:12 PM) Ryan: This one little kid ran up to a girl a few years older than him and just went to town on her ass (12:02:17 PM) Ryan: RAM RAM RAM (12:02:45 PM) Ryan: She just pushed him away, slightly irritated, as you would push away someone who was just bothering you. (12:02:54 PM) Ryan: Not forcefully trying…
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Surely that's obvious?
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All items.
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A friend of mine is hosting the Mario Olympics in March. It consists of spending the weekend playing various old school mario/nintendo games in a vague tournament manner. They will involve gems such as Mario Kart 64, Super Smash Bros. Melee (WITH ALL ITEMS ON, GODDAMNIT!), Bomberman 2, etc. In fact, here's the whole list…
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Aside from deafness?