bruce
bruce
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I did applied ICT at school, which was sold as being practical ICT, hardware and software. Two years of VB apps in microsoft access.
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The Nintendo 64 came out 16 years go. Just sayin'
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Esmé cares not for feeble peace offerings:
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Fortunately Esmé got over waking in the night pretty quickly. Except now and then she decides to wake up at 4am just because.
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I was looking after my mum's dogs tonight. After feeding them, I let them out in the garden and get myself a drink. Two minutes later I see the garden is empty, with the gate swinging open. Shit. So I hastily grabbed their leads and looked outside, seeing two dogs going one way, one going another. I chase the first one,…
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Bruce says: (13:26:09) Do you know how to grind dance Ryan says: (13:26:25) Step 1, find girl Ryan says: (13:26:28) Step 2, turn girl around Ryan says: (13:26:37) Step 3, dry hump sideways Bruce says: (13:26:39) No, no, no. Bruce says: (13:26:45) You are Ryan motherfucking Jones Bruce says: (13:26:50) The bitches will come…
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Used to be I could go 72 hours without sleep, then sleep for about 10 hours and be right as rain. Now I can barely function of a day with less than 8 hours sleep :(
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But can you go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over? How's that for a slice of fried gold?
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Or, you know. Someone who lives on an island. Fish and chips with bitter all round!
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Imagine if a zombie attacked you while you were having a dump. That'd suck.
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drfaustuslives how goes it Bruce Pretty good, cheers. Yourself? drfaustuslives not bad, might have a line on a new church music gig drfaustuslives Methodist this time Bruce You hussy drfaustuslives well, in this business, you have to stay hep drfaustuslives The Lutherans are old hat drfaustuslives the only mainline…
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Don't listen to this Romney supporting, gay hating plebian. Drugs are wonderful, kids.
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Bruce says: (10:18:25) No true Englishman would behave that way Ryan says: (10:22:46) No true Scotsman either I wager Bruce says: (10:22:56) No, a scotsman would Ryan says: (11:02:14) I'm not sure if you got my witty reply or just ignored it Bruce says: (11:16:06) I did Bruce says: (11:16:10) The scotsman fallacy Ryan…
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Did he serve rice balls with it? Ahahaha. My balls are sad.
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Just as an FYI, the amount of toilet paper we buy a week has gone up quite a lot as about half of each roll ends up on the floor thanks to Esmé. Anyway!
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Every day I'm Europe-ing.
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I have no high moral position, I just can't afford £45 right now.
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Well, this is the first thing I noticed...
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If Europe includes London, I'll be there, you son of a bitch.
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Hey guys! Someone fed me their poop and now I'm peeing poop out of my bum! Hooray!
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GUYS! GUYS! Iveha de a few drinks. So ?of course I mightbe drh k, Bty my love for you yois upure. Yolurealkk someweom. So kissed andh suehhugs to allkk!
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Psht, I'm in walking distance of two off licenses, a pub, a pizza place, Chinese place, Indian place and a kebab place.
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I doubt it, the damn thing sounded like it was getting scratched to shit. Couple it with the fact that no computer recognises it anymore in anyway, and the fact that professional data recovery is in the high hundreds at best.
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So I got a new computer, which is good. However, about six hours I got it, my laptop hard drive decided to flip it's shit and grind itself to death. So, new computer but all the shit I wanted to transfer across? Gone. Including almost all my photos of Esmé :(
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This mocks the many dead pokémon in Lavender Town. Show some respect you fiend!
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Clearly the lack of posts in both this thread and the forum in general for the first half of this month coupled with no new avatars mean it is Apathetic April