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  • Who likes Horse Cock.
    in AIM Convo Thread Comment by bruce August 2008
  • His lazers are insufficiently charged.
    in Another Great Question of the Ages... Comment by bruce August 2008
  • nothos927 fag agntcel we'll find out in college nothos927 You've basically just said you're open to being sodomised in college agntcel well, we'll find out when we ocme to it nothos927 Not getting any denials
    in AIM Convo Thread Comment by bruce August 2008
  • who's actually Welsh.
    in 3 Word Story Comment by bruce August 2008
  • 21.
    in Immortality Comment by bruce August 2008
  • Urgh, fine. Egg, Ham and Fries.
    in Food! Comment by bruce July 2008
  • Then try Ham, Egg and Chips. I had to lunch in a greasy spoon cafe today, and had a plate of that. Delicious it was.
    in Food! Comment by bruce July 2008
  • Lasagne is Italian, not from the North American continent. I'd recommend Fried Chicken and maybe some healthy American food like....erm...
    in Food! Comment by bruce July 2008
  • I'm loving this. Make it available for all, Mario...
    in Enjoy the new forum theme! Comment by bruce July 2008
  • Also, since the country has such a poor infrastructure, only Pyongyang gets any real electricity, and even then, things such as lights are turned off during the day. That one dot is Pyongyang. They also have Juche tower, which even when the rest of the city is in complete darkness, remains lit as a sign of strength of the…
    in Confusion Comment by bruce July 2008
  • Urgh, I hate looking back, I was a complete arse more often than not -_-
    in Look in the past! Comment by bruce July 2008
  • I did! I also knew it's customary to thank Kim Jong Il (not face to face, obviously) after having surgery.
    in Confusion Comment by bruce July 2008
  • You do like fighting for the oppressors though!
    in Forumite Names! Comment by bruce July 2008
  • I like how the two right hand ones are in sync, but the left hand one isn't :)
    in I don't want to "Vote Now"! Comment by bruce July 2008
  • I know your pain, I was studying for exams not two months ago :(
    in Orange Beltians, I need your help. Comment by bruce July 2008
  • Wait, you poop in school? At my school, nobody poops, they just piddle and if they need a poop, they hold it in. Only the weird kids poop in school.
    in Confusion Comment by bruce July 2008
  • To quote a friend: "Once, while in the throes of gastroentertis, I ran out of toilet paper and found myself wiping my chapped starfish with old Aldi receipts. That was a low point."
    in Confusion Comment by bruce July 2008
  • The greatest horror for the modern man is to have a poo and realise, too late, that you have no bog roll.
    in Confusion Comment by bruce July 2008
  • You find out the workings of the universe, but then the entire universe ceases to exist and is replaced by something even more ludicrous. Another theory says this has already happened before. I wish for undeniable proof either way of God's existence, so we can all just get on with out lives.
    in Corrupt a Wish Comment by bruce July 2008
  • You get the silly string then realise that silly string is shit and people who use it are complete and utter douches. I wish I had an iPhone 3G with a free contract with unlimited texts, minutes and data bandwidth.
    in Corrupt a Wish Comment by bruce July 2008
  • Yummy, Oriental skidmarks. I've used those squat toilets, they're big in France. Yeah, they're...they're not fun. My father also experienced them when he was a travelling musician. A member of his troupe accidentally soiled his trousers due to not squatting properly.
    in Confusion Comment by bruce July 2008
  • You get a delicious pizza. It goes straight to your thighs. I wish I could feel like dancin'.
    in Corrupt a Wish Comment by bruce July 2008
  • Your money appears magically. However, under the basis of the monetarist economic system, this causes the economy to collapse as the amount of money in circulation can no longer be controlled. I wish I could fly like superman.
    in Corrupt a Wish Comment by bruce July 2008
  • How do we know that it's not a double bluff and your name is really Gaylord Johnson?
    in Forumite Names! Comment by bruce July 2008
  • Well, mario is called Mario and Professor MacJake is called Tyler.
    in Forumite Names! Comment by bruce July 2008
  • We call each other by our real names anyway. Well, the main crew do...
    in Forumite Names! Comment by bruce July 2008
  • Ah yes, he claimed to be homeschooled, didn't he?
    in Episode 305: Just Desert Comment by bruce July 2008
  • DON'T MENTION THAT NAME.
    in Episode 305: Just Desert Comment by bruce July 2008
  • So did I. It sucked complete and utter balls! As do all sprite comics by teenage twits online!
    in Episode 305: Just Desert Comment by bruce July 2008
  • Damnation! On topic! Oh noes! I'm not on topic! :((((((((
    in Corrupt a Wish Comment by bruce July 2008

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