Prove You Are Not a Robot

edited November 2007 in General
Prove it!
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  • edited October 2007
    I'm going to try to prove that I am.

    Who has seen me in real life?
  • edited October 2007
    Me! In the future!
  • edited October 2007
    Well shit! I don't even have to go back in time to kill you then. I can just do it now!
  • edited October 2007
    If I were a robot, that paradox would have destroyed me. Therefore, I am not a robot.
  • edited October 2007
    When Littlefoot's mom died in The Land Before Time, I felt sad.
  • edited October 2007
    If course I'm not a robot, euthanizing the Companion Cube made me sad.

    No man of flesh and blood could not feel for the poot little guy

    Prove you're all not a figment of my imagination.
  • edited October 2007
    We can't, or possibly even won't. After all, we don't want to kill ourselves.
  • edited October 2007
    I can't be a figment of your imagination because you're a figment of my imagination.

    I have an easy answer to not robot: I bleed blood.
  • edited October 2007
    Dude, thats strawberry flavored cooling gel.
  • edited October 2007
    Behemoth wrote: »
    I can't be a figment of your imagination because you're a figment of my imagination.

    I have an easy answer to not robot: I bleed blood.
    You could be living tissue over a metallic endoskeleton, sent back in time to either kill or protect the future leader of the human resistance.
  • edited October 2007
    OR maybe you're a living jelly donut dispenser.
  • edited October 2007
    When Littlefoot's mom died in The Land Before Time, I felt sad.

    I felt sad also. I was six years old. And when the t-rex came around, I got scared and my aunt had to take me out of the movie halfway through. True story.

    I have only walked out of 2 movies in my life. That one and then Jurassic Park 3. That was just bad.
  • edited October 2007
    KhanFusion wrote: »
    Dude, thats strawberry flavored cooling gel.
    Impossible, I donate blood on a regular basis. Unless they're sending my blood to other robots, it must be real blood. Plus, my blood tastes like blood.
    You could be living tissue over a metallic endoskeleton, sent back in time to either kill or protect the future leader of the human resistance.

    my bones are dented and chipped and bumpy and mis-shaped from years of abuse. I don't think metal does that.
  • edited October 2007
    You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
  • edited October 2007
    1. They're not sending it to other people, or even to other robots. They're using it to make jelly donuts. You with me, so far?
    2. What you THINK is blood and what you THINK tastes like blood is, in fact, strawberry gel. I'm sorry you had to learn it this way.
    3. You know what else is easily chipped and dented and bumpy? Thats right, my penis. Also, pastries.

    ACCEPT THE TRUTH
  • edited October 2007
    I hate robots. And monkeys.
  • edited October 2007
    You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
    You're cooking it to eat it?
    KhanFusion wrote: »
    1. They're not sending it to other people, or even to other robots. They're using it to make jelly donuts. You with me, so far?
    2. What you THINK is blood and what you THINK tastes like blood is, in fact, strawberry gel. I'm sorry you had to learn it this way.
    3. You know what else is easily chipped and dented and bumpy? Thats right, my penis. Also, pastries.

    ACCEPT THE TRUTH

    soooo.....I'm made up of your penis and pastries? Either way, neither of those are robotic as far as I know.

    EDIT: DI made me think of something. Please group the following items as they are related to each other and explain why.
    knife, gun, bullet, rabbit.
  • edited October 2007
    Knife/Gun/Bullet -- Weapons.

    Rabbit -- Cute furry thing.
  • edited October 2007
    You obviously have never been trained in proper rabbit technique.
  • edited October 2007
    I'm trained in Hamster Style.
  • edited October 2007
    Interesting. Nobody has any alternative answers?
  • edited October 2007
    Knife/Gun/Bullet - Metallic

    Rabbit - Organic

    And I'm not a robot because I'm currently exhausted, robots don't get tired.
  • edited October 2007
    Sure they do, the Mars rovers have to power down all the time when their batteries run low and the Sun goes down.

    I'm not a robot because I've never turned on my benevolent human creators.
  • edited October 2007
    T's -- Rabbit, Bullet
    N's -- Gun, Knife
  • edited October 2007
    Bullets go in Guns, Knives go in Rabbits.
  • edited October 2007
    Touche Mario. Well, I guess I can't prove I'm not a robot, you guys will just have to trust me.
  • edited October 2007
    Robots don't pursue worthless Humanities degrees.
  • edited October 2007
    I am not a robot because I require energy that is digested, and I can run without electricity, ghas, or other power sources. Robots cannot digest and assimilate food particles, and I can, so I am not a robot. Also, you can not pick me up with a magnet.

    WHAT NOW? TAKE IT!
  • edited October 2007
    I knew Khan wouldn't let me down. That's the same answer I came up with. People for more industrialized areas almost always answered bullet, knife, and gun are metal and rabbit is animal. And people from rural or agriculturally based societies all answered that the bullet goes in the gun, you use the gun to shoot the rabbit, you use the knife to skin and eat the rabbit. Unless Khan was raised on a farm, we both seem to engage in more abstract thought. So, if you answered in the industrial manner and are from the rural setting, you think outside the box, and the same is true for reverse.
  • edited October 2007
    Agentcel wrote: »
    I am not a robot because I require energy that is digested, and I can run without electricity, ghas, or other power sources. Robots cannot digest and assimilate food particles, and I can, so I am not a robot. Also, you can not pick me up with a magnet.

    WHAT NOW? TAKE IT!
    Bender drinks alcohol and smokes cigars.

    Anyway, a sufficiently advanced power generator could probably metabolize any material as fuel.