When Littlefoot's mom died in The Land Before Time, I felt sad.
I felt sad also. I was six years old. And when the t-rex came around, I got scared and my aunt had to take me out of the movie halfway through. True story.
I have only walked out of 2 movies in my life. That one and then Jurassic Park 3. That was just bad.
Impossible, I donate blood on a regular basis. Unless they're sending my blood to other robots, it must be real blood. Plus, my blood tastes like blood.
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
1. They're not sending it to other people, or even to other robots. They're using it to make jelly donuts. You with me, so far?
2. What you THINK is blood and what you THINK tastes like blood is, in fact, strawberry gel. I'm sorry you had to learn it this way.
3. You know what else is easily chipped and dented and bumpy? Thats right, my penis. Also, pastries.
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
1. They're not sending it to other people, or even to other robots. They're using it to make jelly donuts. You with me, so far?
2. What you THINK is blood and what you THINK tastes like blood is, in fact, strawberry gel. I'm sorry you had to learn it this way.
3. You know what else is easily chipped and dented and bumpy? Thats right, my penis. Also, pastries.
ACCEPT THE TRUTH
soooo.....I'm made up of your penis and pastries? Either way, neither of those are robotic as far as I know.
EDIT: DI made me think of something. Please group the following items as they are related to each other and explain why.
knife, gun, bullet, rabbit.
I am not a robot because I require energy that is digested, and I can run without electricity, ghas, or other power sources. Robots cannot digest and assimilate food particles, and I can, so I am not a robot. Also, you can not pick me up with a magnet.
I knew Khan wouldn't let me down. That's the same answer I came up with. People for more industrialized areas almost always answered bullet, knife, and gun are metal and rabbit is animal. And people from rural or agriculturally based societies all answered that the bullet goes in the gun, you use the gun to shoot the rabbit, you use the knife to skin and eat the rabbit. Unless Khan was raised on a farm, we both seem to engage in more abstract thought. So, if you answered in the industrial manner and are from the rural setting, you think outside the box, and the same is true for reverse.
I am not a robot because I require energy that is digested, and I can run without electricity, ghas, or other power sources. Robots cannot digest and assimilate food particles, and I can, so I am not a robot. Also, you can not pick me up with a magnet.
WHAT NOW? TAKE IT!
Bender drinks alcohol and smokes cigars.
Anyway, a sufficiently advanced power generator could probably metabolize any material as fuel.
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Who has seen me in real life?
No man of flesh and blood could not feel for the poot little guy
Prove you're all not a figment of my imagination.
I have an easy answer to not robot: I bleed blood.
I felt sad also. I was six years old. And when the t-rex came around, I got scared and my aunt had to take me out of the movie halfway through. True story.
I have only walked out of 2 movies in my life. That one and then Jurassic Park 3. That was just bad.
my bones are dented and chipped and bumpy and mis-shaped from years of abuse. I don't think metal does that.
2. What you THINK is blood and what you THINK tastes like blood is, in fact, strawberry gel. I'm sorry you had to learn it this way.
3. You know what else is easily chipped and dented and bumpy? Thats right, my penis. Also, pastries.
ACCEPT THE TRUTH
soooo.....I'm made up of your penis and pastries? Either way, neither of those are robotic as far as I know.
EDIT: DI made me think of something. Please group the following items as they are related to each other and explain why.
knife, gun, bullet, rabbit.
Rabbit -- Cute furry thing.
Rabbit - Organic
And I'm not a robot because I'm currently exhausted, robots don't get tired.
I'm not a robot because I've never turned on my benevolent human creators.
N's -- Gun, Knife
WHAT NOW? TAKE IT!
Anyway, a sufficiently advanced power generator could probably metabolize any material as fuel.