Prove You Are Not a Robot

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  • edited October 2007
    He only smokes cigars because it makes him look cool. The alcohol is fuel though. And yeah, I'm sure you could build a robot that could use foodstuffs as a fuel (digestion isn't magic, after all; it's using the chemical properties of food to make energy). So Agentcel's a robot.

    My logic is still foolproof though. All robots invariably turn on humanity, so until I do that, I'm not a robot.
  • edited October 2007
    No! Until you do that, you're just a Schroedinger's Robot.

    ...which I guess means you are not a robot.
  • edited October 2007
    R2D2's rampage is gonna be awesome.
  • edited October 2007
    Relative of solidity, I say it to the English liquid in tomorrow
    morning the nonrobusteza.
  • edited October 2007
    .....what?
  • edited October 2007
    I think MrCheeze is pretending to be a spambot.
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    edited October 2007
    I don't know what ir was, but I'm stealing it.
  • edited October 2007
    2+2=5

    There. Proof.
  • edited October 2007
    bah, you were just programmed wrong, you stupid robot
  • edited October 2007
    Or he was mentioning the title of a Radiohead song. Only a robot can recite song titles from memory!
  • edited October 2007
    B-B-B-Bohemian Rhapsody!
  • edited October 2007
    I sang that in Calculus class today.
  • edited October 2007
    So basically Jakey is saying that if I am a robot, I use Windows.

    That would make me robo-suicidal!
  • edited October 2007
    Perhaps I am a robot. You can believe that if you wish. I'm cool with that. I've even suggested people do that at times. Afterall, I could be. I'm made of flesh and blood, but my body can still be described as a sort of biological machinery. If you are intent on me saying otherwise, however, I will demand that you first prove to me that I am not a figment of my own imagination. Just don't be angry if the answer to both those questions is the same.
  • edited October 2007
    mario wrote: »
    He only smokes cigars because it makes him look cool. The alcohol is fuel though. And yeah, I'm sure you could build a robot that could use foodstuffs as a fuel (digestion isn't magic, after all; it's using the chemical properties of food to make energy). So Agentcel's a robot.

    My logic is still foolproof though. All robots invariably turn on humanity, so until I do that, I'm not a robot.

    Mario is right, there is a digesting machine. And yes, those are terds on the foreground. I am still looking for video on it.

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  • edited October 2007
    :O

    I guess I am a robot.
    With orange turds.
  • edited October 2007
    Giant orange turds.
  • edited October 2007
    DNA
    mRNA
    tRNA
    rRNA
    Living Cells
    Bacteria Cultures
    Micro villi

    All these things are a part of me. Robots have none of these, ergo I am human.
  • edited October 2007
    Night Lord wrote: »
    DNA
    mRNA
    tRNA
    rRNA
    Living Cells
    Bacteria Cultures
    Micro villi

    All these things are a part of me. Robots have none of these, ergo I am human.
    Prove that you actually have those things.

    And, come on, bacteria could grow on a dirty robot. Those bacteria would have all of those things. You really should exercise proper maintenance.
  • edited October 2007
    Regular maintenance is a good thing. Run the occasional diagnostic on your fluidic pressure, listen for irregularities in your cardio oscillator, examine your mastication bits in your fuel preparation chamber, and make sure your exhaust valves are in good shape.
  • edited October 2007
    I think, therefore, I am.
  • edited October 2007
    ...a robot.
  • edited October 2007
    I think the best way to resolve this is to see who among us can put their arm back on, since everyone knows that robots can put their arm back on, we can't, so play safe.
  • edited October 2007
    La li lu le lo! La li lu le lo!
  • edited October 2007
    You're on DI!

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  • edited October 2007
    I have certain ...bodily functions that robots don't have!
  • edited October 2007
    That's not specific enough!
  • edited October 2007
    A simple test.

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    EMW.. er wait.. EZ1001... er.. ugh... just.. 1001001001010111010.
    Okay, nevermind.
  • edited October 2007
    Pfff.. silly humans, prove that you are a robot or be crushed by the new world order.

    *SUDO MAN BASH*'D

    EDIT: BTW, this is very similar to many other communication / philosophy discussions - i.e. define a table in a way that can't possibly be anything other than a table. Prove that the world is round. Etcetera. While interesting, they will get nowhere.