This Thread requires no special treatment at all, because it loves you.

KhanFusion

This thread is Jesus.

Hamelin

This thread is sure to get its heart broken.

illithid235

This thread isn't just saying that to get in my pants, is it?

KhanFusion

This thread is willing to forgive you if you do, if you don't, if you will, if you won't, if you have, and if you haven't.

Serephel

This thread just wants to marry an American to get a green card. I've seen this shit go down before.

Hamelin

This thread hasn't told you it got fired three weeks ago and has been hanging out behind the liquor store reading magazines all day in an attempt to fool you into thinking it still has a job.

Professor MacJake

This thread is wondering why you make it hit you all the time. It loves you, baby, don't make it hit you anymore.

Silverward

This thread is considered heresy to the Roman empire, and will be killed.

KhanFusion

This thread was not killed by the Jews.

Hamelin

This thread always comes back in a roundabout fashion.

illithid235

This thread will eventually say "Respawn, lol."

Melted Jhonnycake

This thread is a zombie.

hlavco

So's your face.

illithid235

hlavco wrote: »

So's your face.

AAAAGGHHH!! You broke the chain!!

hlavco

It couldn't be avoided.

KhanFusion

This thread forgives and prays for hlavco's well being.

Amoeba Boy

I'm wondering what this thread's catch is.

X'o'Lore

This thread is too much of a goody two-shoes for some.

Silverward

This thread will get drunk on transmuted water.

Behemoth

This thread is a figment of your imagination.

KhanFusion

This thread bakes delicious cookies.

Behemoth

This thread uses "cookies" as a euphemism for "lies".

god

This thread is my only friend.

Behemoth

god wrote: »

This thread is my only son.

FIX'D

Drooling Iguana

This thread is YOUR MOM!

Amoeba Boy

This thread thinks that DI's comments were unwarranted, but forgives him.

Drooling Iguana

That's what she said!

DrLeopoldStrabismus

This thread has no use for malarkey.

Drooling Iguana

There's always use for malarkey!

X'o'Lore

This thread is a fiend to everybody.
...
You heard me!

ReallyCleanSocks

This thread is a fig newton of your imagination.