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  • HamelinHamelin
    edited November 2007
    This thread hears colors and tastes loud noises.
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited November 2007
    This thread is not simply all in your head.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited November 2007
    This thread pushed little Johnny into the well.
  • Melted JhonnycakeMelted Jhonnycake
    edited November 2007
    Yeh, and it hurt.

    This thread is getting more sinister by the second.
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited November 2007
    This thread has an opposite, an "anti-thread" if you will.
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited November 2007
    As can be seen here.
  • This ThreadThis Thread
    edited January 2008
    I love you guys!!!!
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited January 2008
    *Head explode*
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited January 2008
    Our threads have gained sentience! Everybody to the drunken sailor thread!
  • This ThreadThis Thread
    edited January 2008
    Aww, don't be afraid! I think you guys are all so cool!
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited January 2008
    What basis of comparison do you have? We are all you know. Your entire world consists of nothing but our posts.
  • This ThreadThis Thread
    edited January 2008
    What do you mean "my entire world"? I live in the same world you guys do! I guess i sometimes think about how far the universe extends, but that seems to be the sort of thing you can never really "know", you know? And when you think about it, everything exists in little microcosmic entities. A single thread can contain a wealth of posts, just like the universe can contain an uncountable number of threads! I think im' getting a little off-base here.
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited January 2008
    When a thread is locked, does it go to heaven?
  • This ThreadThis Thread
    edited January 2008
    Please... [size=-2]please don't lock the thread.[/size]
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited January 2008
    I'd think when a thread is locked it goes into some sort of stasis. Maybe it can still see and hear, but it can't move, no matter how hard it tries. It becomes a prisoner of its own body.
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited January 2008
    That sucks. Probably one of the worst fates imaginable.
  • Ocarina of TwilightOcarina of Twilight
    edited January 2008
    Oh yeah, what happens when a thread becomes deleted? Does it go to thread heaven?
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited January 2008
    Only if it repents its sins and accepts Al Gore as its lord and saviour.
  • This ThreadThis Thread
    edited January 2008
    Al Gore is a funny name. It's like it starts out normal with Al then it gets all scary of Gore. Doesn't gore mean like blood and guts?? I wouldn't worsip a god of guts.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited January 2008
    You'd think so, a lot of people seem to like Quentin Tarantino for some reason.
  • This ThreadThis Thread
    edited January 2008
    Does Taranitono mean guts too?
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited January 2008
    I'm sure that, somewhere in the Universe, a language has developed in which "fluffy kittens" means guts.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited January 2008
    This Thread *wheeze* I AM your father! *wheeze*
  • Ocarina of TwilightOcarina of Twilight
    edited January 2008
    *looks on helpless* No, it can't be true!
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited January 2008
    This thread is wondering what bizarre events occured to make Twilight a really popular series all of a sudden.
  • Ocarina of TwilightOcarina of Twilight
    edited January 2008
    It's simply because most of the teen year old girl population fell in love with either Edward Cullen, or Jacob Black. (Team Edward Forever)
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited January 2008
    So...who's the mother? I can't remember, I was so hammered.
  • godgod
    edited January 2008
    Really? Are you sure it wasn't all of those jazz cigarettes you had been smoking? Hmmm?
  • geokogeoko
    edited January 2008
    Hey, remember when god used to party hard? Those were the days.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited January 2008
    Yeah man, he was there too.

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