SCIENCE! PROJECT IDEAS?

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  • SerephelSerephel
    edited December 2007
    god wrote: »
    This isnt devoted to science. This is devoted to SCIENCE! Although this thread is lacking a bit in that section, I don't think anyone even mentioned zombies, lasers, or murderous robots.

    Edit: Build a robot that shoots lasers that zombify people.

    Or, build a zombie that shoots robots that lasers people!
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited December 2007
    Behemoth wrote:
    obvious sarcasm
    Fuck you!

    See how's done?
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited December 2007
    I see nothing. And neither do you, if you know what's good for ya.
  • Ocarina of TwilightOcarina of Twilight
    edited December 2007
    I was being sarcastic. It's hard to tell with me, but I'll try to be better from now on.
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited December 2007
    Then... this whole thing was a misunderstanding?
  • brucebruce
    edited December 2007
    C'est la vie, I guess...
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited December 2007
    How would one say that in French?

    "C'est la vie, je pense"?
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited December 2007
    "That's life, je pense".
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited December 2007
    For those of you who don't habla espanol, El Nino is Spanish for... The Nino!
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited December 2007
    http://farleynino.ytmnd.com/
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited December 2007
    Je pense means I think. I think.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited December 2007
    Tu madre.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited December 2007
    貴様のママ！

    你的妈妈!
  • godgod
    edited December 2007
    σας μητέρα.
  • Ocarina of TwilightOcarina of Twilight
    edited December 2007
    Tu abuela.
  • UnknownUnknown
    edited December 2007
    "Dr. John Cohausen wrote a book in 1743 "proving" that one could live to be 115 years old by inhaling the breath of little girls. In his book, Hermippus Redivivus, Dr. Cohausen gave the following prescription: take 1 pound of gum olibani, 2 ounces of styrae, myrrh, and several other herbs, mix, burn, and inhale while at the same time imbibing the exhalations of the nearest little girl."

    The book can be found here.

    The project is, of course, to discover why it stops working at age 115.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited December 2007
    OH HELL YES. Is "little" 14?
  • mittensmittens
    edited December 2007
    Also to be researched: effects of grabbing a little girl not nearest to you. Does bottled breath work?
  • Ocarina of TwilightOcarina of Twilight
    edited December 2007
    Also, what is the definition of little, would that be in age? or in size? or in mental stuff? These are some of the questions that taunt me.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited December 2007
    I was wondering about that myself. The paper was written in 1743 when the life expectancy was real low, was a 13 year old still considered a little girl, or was it more like 6?
  • Ocarina of TwilightOcarina of Twilight
    edited December 2007
    Well, maybe somebody should check and see if this paper hasn't been disproven. And maybe check and see if this isn't just some homemade crack receipe?
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited December 2007
    Grabbing little girls near you can have a pretty profound effect on your life, especially if you are an older man. I'm no so sure it has anything to do with your life span though.
  • Ocarina of TwilightOcarina of Twilight
    edited December 2007
    I just thought about this, and what if this is some sort of zombie making formula. Little girls+old men= ZOMBIE!
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited December 2007
    Little girls+old men=Loli!
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited December 2007
    Little girls + old men = middle-aged hermaphrodites.
  • godgod
    edited December 2007
    illithid235 wrote: »
    Little girls+old men=Loli!
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  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited December 2007
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    Why don't you have a seat over there?
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited December 2007
    How...how does he do that!
  • Ocarina of TwilightOcarina of Twilight
    edited December 2007
    How does he do what?

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