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  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited March 2008
    Nothing illegal ever hurt anybody! Except for maybe assault and battery.
  • deku12345deku12345
    edited March 2008
    And murder.
  • mariomario
    edited March 2008
    And stealing someone's heart attack medicine.

    And real life pirates. Like with eyepatches and stuff.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2008
    There are real life pirates in Southeastern Asia. Someone in one of my business classes in college did a presentation on them. It was pretty cool.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited March 2008
    And it's a heave-ho-high-ho comin' down the plains
    Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
    And it's a heave-ho-high-ho farmers bar your doors
    When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores
  • ApathyApathy
    edited March 2008
    Serephel wrote: »
    There are real life pirates in Southeastern Asia. Someone in one of my business classes in college did a presentation on them. It was pretty cool.

    All I can think about now is a pirate trying to get a bankloan to buy a bigger boat.

    It is hilarious. And ends with disembowelment by cutlass.
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited March 2008
    Apathy wrote: »
    All I can think about now is a pirate trying to get a bankloan to buy a bigger boat.

    "I'm looking to get a better Ay Pee ARRRRRRRRRRR"
  • geokogeoko
    edited March 2008
    Wait... You took an entire class on the business of modern day pirates? Awesome.

    "When conducting business with pirates, it is important to note the differences in culture. Make sure not to refuse any rum offered, as it is viewed as an insult punishable by death. If you are unsure which pirate is the leader and don't know who to speak to, look for the person with the highest PLR, or Pirate Leadership Ratio - (height in inches of hat + Quantity of Parrots)/(# of eyes + # of hands + # of legs)"
  • mariomario
    edited March 2008
    Damn, I'm 0PLR. Curse my aversion toward wearing hats!

    I should point out that The Ultimate Pirate has an infinite PLR, as he has no eyes, hands or legs. This is proof that he truly is the ultimate pirate:

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  • godgod
    edited March 2008
    Where do the beards, wenches, and grog come into the equation?
  • ApathyApathy
    edited March 2008
    What the hell kind of equation are you trying to run without such things?
  • mariomario
    edited March 2008
    This equation is just for leadership status. It appears to show the relative rankings within a group of pirates. Wenches and grog are disseminated evenly throughout the crew, and anyone without a beard is keelhauled, so those aren't very useful statistics.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited March 2008
    I should point out that when put into the PLR formula, the "Ultimate Pirate" divides by zero.

    OH SHI--
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2008
    geoko wrote: »
    Wait... You took an entire class on the business of modern day pirates? Awesome.

    No, actually, it was a class on cross-cultural management. Somehow one guy tied pirates into it. Clever guy.
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited March 2008
    Takeru wrote: »
    I should point out that when put into the PLR formula, the "Ultimate Pirate" divides by zero.

    OH SHI--

    Are you implying that the Ultimate Pirate DOES NOT EXIST??

    (HarHar... I made a math joke.....)
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2008
    I was in Shanghai a few days ago, and I got to buy a couple cigars there, since Hangzhou doesn't sell any, as far as I can tell. They are quite delicious, but alas, I have no humidor here, I left it at my parents' house, so I've had to smoke one every day.

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