I'm not your buddy, friend

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  • edited June 2008
    Dolores, you minx, you!
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    You minx, you, you manx!
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    You manx, you, you wank.
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    You wank, you, you fuzzy little bunny!
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    You fuzzy little bunny, you, you wasn't very fuzzy, was he?
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    You muzzy little money, you, you wasn't very muzzy, was he?
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    You moopy little honey, you, you wasn't very moopy, was he?

    Anywho

    I'm not your buddy, friend!
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    You hoopy little frood, you, you wasn't very hoopy, was he?

    Anywho

    I'm not your friend, acquaintance!
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    Nor am I!
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    I am legend!
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    Legend is out of context!
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    An Outside Context Problem was the sort of thing most civilisations would encounter just once, and which they tended to encounter rather in the same way a sentence encountered a full stop. The usual example given to illustrate an Outside Context Problem was imagining you were a tribe on a largish, fertile island; you'd tamed the land, invented the wheel or writing or whatever, the neighbours were cooperative or enslaved but at any rate peaceful and you were busy raising temples to yourself with all the excess productive capacity you had, you were in a position of near-absolute power and control which your hallowed ancestors could hardly have dreamed of and the whole situation was just running along nicely like a canoe on wet grass... when suddenly this bristling lump of iron appears sailless and trailing steam in the bay and these guys carrying long funny-looking sticks come ashore and announce you've just been discovered, you're all subjects of the Emperor now, he's keen on presents called tax and these bright-eyed holy men would like a word with your priests.
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    That was pretty sexy, dude. Very vivid prose. I do so love super-long sentences.
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    Fan of Steinbeck?
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    Steinbeck, of the Salinas Valley?

    hehehe...
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    Salinas Valley of California?

    kekeke...
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    California of the states?

    jajaja...
  • godgod
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    States of the union?

    fufufu...
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    The union between two consenting adults?

    Hmm...
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    two consenting adults between a rock and a hard place?

    indubitably...
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    More than two humans of indeterminate age between two very hot places?

    Always...
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    Always Coca-Cola.
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    Coca-cola forever.
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    Forever for eternity
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    Eternity ended
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    End of line
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    Swing your partner!
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    partner your animals, Noah.
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    Noah, you architect bastard!
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    I read your book!