I'm not your buddy, friend

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  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited June 2008
    I booked your flight!
  • godgod
    edited June 2008
    I flew your kite.
  • mariomario
    edited June 2008
    Your kite's in that tree over there.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited June 2008
    Your tree is in my peace lily's light.
  • PandaPanda
    edited June 2008
    you peace lily's light is in my tree. >_>
  • godgod
    edited June 2008
    Your tree killed my father.
  • PandaPanda
    edited June 2008
    Your father killed Colonel Mustard

    ...in the dining room...with a candlestick!
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited June 2008
    Colonel Mustard's best friend is Commander Catsup!
  • NoLongerNoLonger
    edited June 2008
    Commander Catsup's best friend is Lieutenant Holindays.
  • mariomario
    edited June 2008
    Lieutenant Holindays brutally murders people that spell his name "Hollandaise".
  • ZlamzamboZlamzambo
    edited June 2008
    Lieutenant Hollandaise brutally murders people that spell his name "Honkydory".
  • mariomario
    edited June 2008
    People that spell his name "Honkydory" are themselves named "Honkydory".
  • godgod
    edited July 2008
    People that are themselves named Honkydory are lying.
  • mariomario
    edited July 2008
    Liars go to Heaven if they die on Opposite Day.
  • PandaPanda
    edited July 2008
    Opposite day is for Liars who cant get into heaven
  • mariomario
    edited July 2008
    Heaven is for sheep.
  • PandaPanda
    edited July 2008
    Sheep is for Windows 95
  • mariomario
    edited July 2008
    Windows 95 is for time travelers.
  • PandaPanda
    edited July 2008
    Time Travelers need Flux Capacitors!
  • mariomario
    edited July 2008
    Flux capacitors cannot be picked up at your corner drug store in any era.
  • PandaPanda
    edited July 2008
    Your corner drugstore cannot be picked up by alien tractor beams.
  • mariomario
    edited July 2008
    Alien tractor beams cannot be picked up by human tractor beams (since those don't exist).
  • PandaPanda
    edited July 2008
    Human tractor beams don't exist...or DO they?
  • mariomario
    edited July 2008
    Do human tractor beams exist? ... Pepperidge Farm remembers.
  • NoLongerNoLonger
    edited July 2008
    Pepperidge Farm remembers light bright.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited July 2008
    The 1980s were both the best decade ever and the worst.
  • mariomario
    edited July 2008
    It was the best of decades, it was the blurst of decades.
  • MrCheezeMrCheeze
    edited July 2008
    Uh... The blurst burst?
  • QueenQuinlinQueenQuinlin
    edited July 2008
    Hmmm... The mush mashed!
  • NoLongerNoLonger
    edited July 2008
    Uhhhg... The cafe coughed.

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