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  • Ocarina of TwilightOcarina of Twilight
    edited April 2008
    the fact that we are getting arrested is going to start a scandal.
  • geokogeoko
    edited April 2008
    That scandal is going to involve one or more midgets.
  • Ocarina of TwilightOcarina of Twilight
    edited April 2008
    The midgets are going to involve one or more rapists
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited April 2008
    Several midgets are going to get in an overcoat and pretend to be a tall person.
  • geokogeoko
    edited April 2008
    Those midgets posing as one tall person are going to sneak into the hit film "Jumper"
  • Ocarina of TwilightOcarina of Twilight
    edited April 2008
    That hit film "Jumper" will end up being sold out causing the midgets to leave.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited April 2008
    The midgets leaving will cause global warming.
  • brucebruce
    edited April 2008
    The midgets causing global warming will cause the media to go mad!
  • geokogeoko
    edited April 2008
    the media going mad is... actually, it's really not gonna have any impact.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited April 2008
    Wether or not I go to college... actually, it's really not going to have any impact.
  • mariomario
    edited April 2008
    Whether or not you push the big red button that says "Do Not Press"... actually, it's really not going to have any impact.
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited April 2008
    Whether or not you stop the invasion of Viking penguins in your freezer...actually, it's really not going to have any impact.
  • MrCheezeMrCheeze
    edited April 2008
    The lack of impact will have a lack of results.
  • mariomario
    edited April 2008
    The lack of results will have a lack of nachos.
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited April 2008
    The lack of nachos will cause world hunger.
  • mariomario
    edited April 2008
    World hunger will cause ennui.
  • Faith KittyFaith Kitty
    edited April 2008
    Ennui will cause union strikes.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited April 2008
    union strikes will cause union workers to be poorer and less employed.
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited April 2008
    Poor and unemployed workers is the consequence of foreign entanglements.
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited April 2008
    Foreign Entanglements are the consequence of Christopher Columbus.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited April 2008
    Christopher Columbus is the consequence of lazy Europeans wanting a faster trade route to India.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited April 2008
    Lazy Europeans wanting a faster trade route to India is the consequence of international trade.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited April 2008
    International trade is a consequence of the theory of Free Trade which states that an international economy void of trade barriers will allow countries to independently focus on means of production in which they have a competitive advantage which in turn means that at the short term expense of a loss of certain noncompetitive jobs overseas there is a greater quantity of goods available for trade sold at lower prices which benefits all consumers.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited April 2008
    The theory of Free Trade which states that an international economy void of trade barriers will allow countries to independently focus on means of production in which they have a competitive advantage which in turn means that at the short term expense of a loss of certain noncompetitive jobs overseas there is a greater quantity of goods available for trade sold at lower prices which benefits all consumers is a consequence of wishful thinking by people who think we live in a world where everybody's willing to play fair.
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited April 2008
    Oh snaps. Serephel just got owned.
  • mariomario
    edited April 2008
    Oh owned. illithid235 just got served.
  • brucebruce
    edited April 2008
    Oh, illithid235. served just got paid!
  • mariomario
    edited April 2008
    Oh, served. Paid just got delivered!
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited April 2008
    Oh, paid. Delivered just got burned!
  • brucebruce
    edited April 2008
    Oh delivered. Burned just got laid!

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