I'm not your buddy, friend

MrCheeze

Oh burned. Laid just got egged!

Serephel

Oh laid! Egged just got scrambled!

MrCheeze

Oh egg! Scrambles just got dizzy!

Agentcel

HEY EVERYON3 LETS GO GET SUM ICE CRAEM

mario

HEY ICE CRAEM LETS GO GET SUM ANONYMOUS BIG LULZ

bruce

HEY ANONYMOUS BIG LULZ LETS GO GET SUM SUBWAYZ

MrCheeze

HEY SUM SUBWAYZ LETS GO 3AT 0AT

ReallyCleanSocks

I don't like where this is going.

mario

I don't go where this is heading.

Melted Jhonnycake

I don't head where this is dancing

illithid235

I don't dance where this is sailing.

Mish42

I don't sail where this is taking place.

X'o'Lore

I don't take place where this came from.

Faith Kitty

I can't make a coherent sentence out of that, vomit bucket!

mario

I can't vomit a coherent sentence out of that, punch face!

Also: I don't come from where this is sipping.

god

I can't punch a coherent sentence out of that, you hooligan!

MrCheeze

I can't hooligan a coherent sentence out of that, you nincompoop!

Also: I don't sip from where this is ending.

mario

I can't nincompoop a coherent sentence out of that, you scalawag!

Also: I don't end from where this is jumping.

bruce

Wow, this thread just won't die...

mario

Wow, this death just won't reconcile...

hlavco

Wow, this reconciliation just won't save the world before bedtime.

mario

Wow, this world-saving just won't pay the bills.

Behemoth

Wow, this pay the bills just won't skillz.

Hamelin

Wow, these skillz just won't make the cut.

X'o'Lore

Wow, these cuts just won't make the press.

god

Wow, this press just won't burn.

MrCheeze

Wow, this burn just won't un-catch on fire.

illithid235

Asbestos is the best way to prevent a burn, you know.

Drooling Iguana

It replaces the burn with cancer!

hlavco

It replaces cancer with butterflies!