3 Word Story

NoLonger

hit band, "The

Professor MacJake

Alex Keaton Twelve".

QueenQuinlin

One-million albums sold!

NoLonger

((Ooh, hyphens, cheater.))

Panda

"Get ovah it..."

X'o'Lore

the band continued.

mario

, always in song

QueenQuinlin

"You will never

Silverward

go hungry again!"

ReallyCleanSocks

Their manager expired

mario

, lacking necessary preservatives

ReallyCleanSocks

such as fruits

mario

and Diet Formaldehyde®

Silverward

His legacy lives

mario

in the hearts

Zlamzambo

of his pets

Professor MacJake

and his countrymen

Silverward

and breakfast cereals

hlavco

such as Lucky

mario

Strike Casino cereal

Professor MacJake

with marshmallow cigarettes

Zlamzambo

"Part of a

mario

much larger puzzle

QueenQuinlin

of death and

Panda

vagina, resulting in

ReallyCleanSocks

catastrophic kidney failure."

mario

"Brilliant!" cried the

Silverward

drunken marketing executives

QueenQuinlin

as they ate

god

some hobo babies.