Love, sweet love

Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
edited August 2014 in General
I have yet to tell you all how much I really love you.

I know that this may not mean much coming from a drunkard, but it is true.

"There are many paths leading to the top of Mount Fuji, but there is only one summit - Love."
-- Morihei Ueshiba
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  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited March 2006
    Professor MacJake wrote:
    "There are many paths leading to the top of Mount Fuji, but there is only one summit - Love."
    -- Morihei Ueshiba


    Aw, that's just the lack of oxygen talking.
  • NukivajNukivaj
    edited March 2006
    I love you too!

    *goes back to his glass of wine*
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2006
    It's amazing how much more you can love someone after a couple of drinks.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited March 2006
    GROUP HUG!

    *group hug*
  • ApathyApathy
    edited March 2006
    I think Jakey has to be the most enthusiastic drunk I have ever met.

    Good times.
  • godgod
    edited March 2006
    do you love me enough to give me $10 and a couple of red bulls?
    or, has it worn off?
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited March 2006
    It's worn off.

    I hate you all.
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited March 2006
    Oh.. *Sad*
  • godgod
    edited March 2006
    is it back now?
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2006
    I'm crushed.

    Oh well. At least I was loved for a little while.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited February 2008
    Jakey I love you. even ethough you are not nline AIM right now tor eceive my love fromme. I know my heart is broken, but I love you and veveryone else anyway.
  • Faith KittyFaith Kitty
    edited February 2008
    I am disappointed. I thought this was going to be a kinky thread. I guess I was wrong.

    *gloom*
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited February 2008
    Well, that's the glory of threads. You can always bend them to your evil, or in this case, kinky, purposes.

    Sexy party, anyone?
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited February 2008
    Faith Kitty wrote: »
    I am disappointed. I thought this was going to be a kinky thread. I guess I was wrong.

    *gloom*

    Shit. Ok, guys, hold on. I gotta go my car's battery.
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited February 2008
    Oh, so THIS is what happens when you revive threads from 2 years of death. They come back all horny and sado-masochist. And drunk.

    Uncle Bob, I miss you.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited March 2008
    yes, I love you Adam. I LOVEE YOU SO MUCH
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2008
    I love Adam too, but I can't tell if I love him as much as Jakey. How can we figure this out?
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited March 2008
    I love... lamp.
  • ApathyApathy
    edited March 2008
    Serephel wrote: »
    I love Adam too, but I can't tell if I love him as much as Jakey. How can we figure this out?

    There is only one way..... Battle Royale.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited March 2008
    You're going down, China boy!
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2008
    Don't get me wrong, Jakey, I love you too. But for Adam's love, I will destroy you. We all know why he's called Behemoth.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited March 2008
    His larger-than-average penis?

    oh god why am I posting this
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited March 2008
    Professor MacJake wrote: »
    His larger-than-average penis?

    oh god why am I posting this

    Because we were all thinking it anyways.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited March 2008
    Boys, boys. There's plenty of Behemoth penis to go around.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited March 2008
    OH, Adam. I LOVE YOU. Why aren't you online? I'm drunk and effusively affectionate, just for you!
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited March 2008
    Here I am, drunk for the irst time in a while. who shall I give my love to? Who was that one person... porny? Porny? Why haven't you ever posted? I love everyone here, but I love you most of all!!! Love, yes. Love is how I feel. You fellas and the very few... very very few girls on heere, I love you!
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited March 2008
    I love all my Orangebeltian friends. Please, let me know if there's anything I can do for any of you. As the song goes, if you call my name out loud, you know that I'll come running.
  • mariomario
    edited March 2008
    Just don't say it five times while looking into a mirror.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited March 2008
    OR ELSE I'LL HAUNT YOU WOOOOOOOOOOO
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2008
    Be careful everyone! Jakey speaks nothing but LIES! He loves us now, but it is only a matter of time before he sobers up and becomes his deceitful, hateful self again. He will soon break all of our hearts again with his declaration of contempt for us all.

    Don't buy tickets for the Professor MacJake Roller Coaster of Love and Hate. The Love part of the ride is fun and exhilarating, but the Hate part is when he detaches the car from the track and sends you over the side to certain pain and despair.

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