Did you just take 4 bites to eat a chip? What the hell is wrong with you? It wasn't even a full-sized chip to begin with. I have lost so much respect for you, man.
I was about 2 minutes from posting in this last Friday ((Saturday morning)) and showing my love for everyone here, but then all the peoples I was hangin out with wanted to go downstairs for a cigarette break at the designated smoking area, and we went up to someone else's dorm afterward. By the time I got back to my dorm I was too sleepy to get online
I am sooo runk righ now. I was working and entertaining clients,. we did touristy stuff and then some dhow the night ended at hooters. We drank at leat 31 bottles off beer betweenteh 4 of us. it was so awesome.
hooters is so fucking stupid, i don't understand why people have the fascination. we were talking about bnew york, and this one waitress wanted to join our conversaation. We said new york was the big apple, and she sadi "I had an apple the other day! but it was too big, and i couldn't eat it".
the amazing this was this was in English. I would think women who could speak in Enlgish would be smart enough to not sound stupikd, but i gues i was wrong.
the highlihgt of the night was talking with some random stranger from australia about how awseome the old thunderbirds tv show was. I knew it. He loved me. He admitted he wanted to do nasty and terrible things to the waitressse.s Beeer is aweoms.e
I love all of you. But especially the following:
Andrew/Megan: You two are the best fucking friends a guy could ask for. You two are aweosme. I love you. I wish you all the best.
Jakey: you entertain me when I am bored at work. your hjigh intellectual value knows no bounds. You are awesome to talk to, amd it is a life goal of mine to have a beer with you someday.
ROberto: You are my first South American friend. You are also cool, I like hearing aobut your life in Ecuador. Please continue to enlighten my mind as to how south american life is. You rule.
Bruce: You need to sign on more often you douchebag. But you're awesome when you're on.
imma bout to fall assleep,. i'm really drunk rirhg tnow. I'm forgetting people i know, but i love this forum. you guys areseriously the best. I love all of you, and your posts brighten my day.
You're all so awesome, I love you all. I am so serious. I'm swaggering, but I still feel like I"m a little coherent. You're all amazing. I missed you so much during the move. Sorry Jakey, I don't have any cell phone signal at home, so I hope this suffices for followup. Yuou are all so cool.
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My ex-girlfriend's new guy made a total ass of himself. Fun.
FOOL!
You fool.
I've also realised that Room 101 would be ineffective against me, as my greatest fear is falling a great height, and they can't do that in one room
I'm asuming room 101 is that room in 1984.
I loveyou all.
Especially you. Youknow why.
I don't even smoke cigarettes
WHY IS JAKE STILL AWAY ON AIM?!?! ONLY HE CAN EXERCISE MY MIND ANE iT'S rOVe.
Where's jake!?!?
hooters is so fucking stupid, i don't understand why people have the fascination. we were talking about bnew york, and this one waitress wanted to join our conversaation. We said new york was the big apple, and she sadi "I had an apple the other day! but it was too big, and i couldn't eat it".
the amazing this was this was in English. I would think women who could speak in Enlgish would be smart enough to not sound stupikd, but i gues i was wrong.
the highlihgt of the night was talking with some random stranger from australia about how awseome the old thunderbirds tv show was. I knew it. He loved me. He admitted he wanted to do nasty and terrible things to the waitressse.s Beeer is aweoms.e
I love all of you. But especially the following:
Andrew/Megan: You two are the best fucking friends a guy could ask for. You two are aweosme. I love you. I wish you all the best.
Jakey: you entertain me when I am bored at work. your hjigh intellectual value knows no bounds. You are awesome to talk to, amd it is a life goal of mine to have a beer with you someday.
ROberto: You are my first South American friend. You are also cool, I like hearing aobut your life in Ecuador. Please continue to enlighten my mind as to how south american life is. You rule.
Bruce: You need to sign on more often you douchebag. But you're awesome when you're on.
imma bout to fall assleep,. i'm really drunk rirhg tnow. I'm forgetting people i know, but i love this forum. you guys areseriously the best. I love all of you, and your posts brighten my day.
good night everyone!
You're still cool though, if that counts.
Oh, Ryan my Internet trouble should be sorted on Wednesday, so I'll be on msn at last.