The Revenge of the Spawn of the Somewhat Amusing News Thread Strikes Back Thread

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  • edited January 2008
    no no, I meant, you do realize "restoring calm" is grammatically correct?
  • edited January 2008
    I was avoiding the question, duh.
  • edited January 2008
    Watch out, Mao's subjects are pissed off.
    French carmaker Citroen has withdrawn an ad featuring a doctored portrait of former Chinese leader Mao Zedong, after complaints it was an insult.
    In the ad, carried in Spanish newspaper El Pais, Mao scowls at a hatchback.

    "It's true, we are leaders, but at Citroen the revolution never stops," reads the text below the portrait.

    Citroen apologised for the "inappropriate" ad, which Chinese chatroom users had complained "hurts our national pride".

    "This is no small thing," said one visitor to a chatroom about the ad - based on the famous portrait of Mao which hangs in Beijing's Tiananmen Square.

    "It has an influence on the whole country. It damages the whole Chinese people."

    Reverence

    Another writer pointed out that other national leaders - such as US President George W Bush - had also been made fun of in the media.


    The ad was based on this original, which hangs in Tiananmen Square
    "But our traditions and customs must nonetheless be respected," the writer added.

    Nearly 32 years after his death, Chairman Mao remains revered by some Chinese, despite his promotion of policies such as "Great Leap Forward" which ended in the deaths of millions, and the profound social and economic changes China has since seen.

    In a statement, Citroen said it regretted any "displeasure" caused, and said it had ordered the advert to be pulled immediately.

    "We repeat our good feelings towards the Chinese people, and confirm that we respect the representatives and symbols of the country," said the statement in Chinese.

    First they down our planes, then they try to suppress the freedom of press outside of their own borders. The communist invasion has started! McCarthy was right, we need to restart HUAC now!
  • edited January 2008
    Just embrace communism. It's easier that way.

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  • edited January 2008
    But that...that's Lenin!
  • edited January 2008
    You'd only know that if you were a super total ubernerd. You're not an ubernerd, are you?
  • edited January 2008
    I think "No time For Stalin" means that there's time for Lenin. Or that other pig, I think they called him Snowball.
  • edited January 2008
    Ton of snakes seized on plane
    HANOI, Vietnam (AP) -- Authorities in Vietnam seized more than a ton of snakes that were smuggled in on an airplane from Thailand, officials said Friday.

    Thousands of the nonvenomous rat snakes were shipped as cargo in 60 boxes on a Vietnam Airlines flight from Bangkok to Hanoi's Noi Bai airport Thursday, said airline spokesman Trinh Ngoc Thanh.

    Thanh said the shipment had been declared as live fish.

    Many of the snakes, which were surrounded by plastic filled with ice water, have died, said Nguyen Ba Oanh, director of the Wild Animal Rescue Center near Hanoi where the snakes were taken.

    The reptiles each weighed between 200 grams (0.44 pounds) to 3 kilograms (6.6 pounds). The official Vietnam News Agency reported that the snakes, which are protected animals, may have been headed to another country.
  • edited January 2008
    I really really hope that some time in the near future, the authorities discover a submarine smuggling bears.
  • edited January 2008
    Bears on a Sub

    Starring Jean Claude Van Damme

    Coming July 2009.
  • edited January 2008
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    Tremble.
  • edited January 2008
    Many of the snakes, which were surrounded by plastic filled with ice water

    Were they trying to kill them or do they just have no idea how cold blooded animals work?
  • edited January 2008
    I was wondering that myself.
  • edited January 2008
    I think they must have been trying to cryogenically freeze them.
  • edited January 2008
    'I'm a human pet'
    Given that she describes herself as a human pet – and is happy to walk around on a lead – Tasha Maltby is used to odd looks and even odder remarks.

    But nothing had prepared her for the reaction of the bus driver who allegedly told the self-styled Goth and her boyfriend: "We don't let freaks and dogs like you on."

    Miss Maltby and her fiance Dani Graves were so angered they have complained to the bus company of being "victimised".

    "It is definitely discrimination, almost like a hate crime," 19-year-old Miss Maltby said yesterday.

    The music technology student had this defence of her lifestyle.

    "I am a pet, I generally act animal like and I lead a really easy life," she said.

    "I don't cook or clean and I don't go anywhere without Dani. It might seem strange but it makes us both happy. It's my culture and my choice. It isn't hurting anyone."

    The bus driver, however, has obviously not been listening.

    He has repeatedly refused to allow Mr Graves, 25, and his "pet" on to his bus in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire.

    Last month, with Miss Maltby on a leash as usual, the couple tried to board a bus at the bus station.

    The driver, who was off duty, was standing near the door.

    Mr Graves alleged: "He shoved me off the bus. He called us freaks and he called Tasha a dog.

    "He said, 'We don't let freaks and dogs like you on'.

    "He basically grabbed my T-shirt and slammed me backwards.

    "I got a bit angry and called him a fascist pig."

    In a separate incident, police were called when the driver, who has not been named, refused to allow other passengers on board after the couple ignored his orders and sat down.

    The couple, who live on benefits in a council house and plan to start a family, have been friends for years.

    They started going out together in July and became engaged in November.

    Paul Adcock, of bus company Arriva Yorkshire, said: "We take any allegations of discrimination seriously.

    "Mr Graves has already contacted us directly and as soon as our investigation has concluded we will inform him of the outcome."
  • edited January 2008
    "The couple, who live on benefits in a council house and plan to start a family" Oh God...
  • edited January 2008
    Finally some parents willing to keep their kid on a leash?
  • edited January 2008
    US Spy Satellite to Collide with Earth
    A large U.S. spy satellite has lost power and propulsion and could hit the Earth in late February or March, government officials said Saturday.
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    A senior government official says lawmakers and other nations are being kept apprised of the situation.

    The satellite, which no longer can be controlled, could contain hazardous materials, and it is unknown where on the planet it might come down, they said.

    The officials spoke on condition of anonymity because the information is classified as secret.

    "Appropriate government agencies are monitoring the situation," said Gordon Johndroe, a spokesman for the National Security Council.

    "Numerous satellites over the years have come out of orbit and fallen harmlessly. We are looking at potential options to mitigate any possible damage this satellite may cause."

    He would not comment on whether it is possible for the satellite to be perhaps shot down by a missile. He said it would be inappropriate to discuss any specifics at this time.

    A senior government official said that lawmakers and other nations are being kept apprised of the situation.

    The largest uncontrolled re-entry by a NASA spacecraft was Skylab, the 78-ton abandoned space station that fell from orbit in 1979. Its debris dropped harmlessly into the Indian Ocean and across a remote section of western Australia.

    In 2000, NASA engineers successfully directed a safe de-orbit of the 17-ton Compton Gamma Ray Observatory, using rockets aboard the satellite to bring it down in a remote part of the Pacific Ocean.

    In 2002, officials believe debris from a 7,000-pound science satellite smacked into the Earth's atmosphere and rained down over the Persian Gulf, a few thousand miles from where they first predicted it would plummet

    I wonder who's gonna get it first.
  • edited January 2008
    Im SOOOO glad that tax dollars are going to super important things like spy satellites, I hope it lands the pentagon.
  • edited January 2008
    I hope lands the pentagon.
    ...:confused:
  • edited January 2008
    I can't type.
  • godgod
    edited January 2008
    I hope it lands the pentagon.
    I can't type.
    I can see.
  • edited January 2008
    Amoeba Boy wrote: »

    This is "somewhat amusing"?!?
  • edited February 2008
    Even by Communist standards, the 3,000-room hotel is hideously ugly

    Meh?
  • edited February 2008
    It means that communists don't have fashion sense.
  • edited February 2008
    mario wrote: »
    This is "somewhat amusing"?!?

    It is until it lands in a populated area, then it becomes "fucked up".
  • edited February 2008
    Ah, I understand now. In that case:

    Universe will eventually implode on itself
  • godgod
    edited February 2008
    Wow. That's horrible.
  • edited February 2008
    I made it 22 seconds. I had to stop after that.