Mario vs Geoko

DrastickBlowDownDrastickBlowDown
edited July 19 in Politics
Enough debate! Let the voting begin.
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  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited August 2008
    Be careful, gang! Make sure to follow the debate closely, lest any new information sway your vote!
  • geokogeoko
    edited August 2008
    vote_or_die.jpg
  • DrastickBlowDownDrastickBlowDown
    edited August 2008
    Four votes in and we are in a dead heat ladies and gentlemen.
  • QueenQuinlinQueenQuinlin
    edited August 2008
    Wouldn't Vote or Die/Re-Die be more politically correct?

    Breaking news! Orangebeltian and political candidate geoko needs to reach out to living-challenged voters! More tonight at 10!
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited August 2008
    I'm torn. On the one hand, Geoko is pro-robot, which is good, but he's also pro-incorrect-spelling-of-the-name-"Jeff", which is bad. However, zombies suck so I'll vote for him anyway.
  • DrastickBlowDownDrastickBlowDown
    edited August 2008
    And now we're tied again. 4 to 4 with 8 votes, this is gonna be a close one folks
  • NoLongerNoLonger
    edited August 2008
    Mario never said he didn't support robots! Vote Mario for the good of your soul!
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited August 2008
    When is the voting deadline? I don't think I've learned enough about the issues to make a well informed decision yet.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited August 2008
    looks like Keith made the deadline 09-05-2008, but I may bump it up a few weeks.
  • DrastickBlowDownDrastickBlowDown
    edited August 2008
    Feel free, good sir.
  • deku12345deku12345
    edited August 2008
    And Mario takes the lead!
  • Blob-Of-EvilBlob-Of-Evil
    edited August 2008
    As a paladin of Vecna there was sadly only one possible candidate. Undeath is life too!
  • DrastickBlowDownDrastickBlowDown
    edited August 2008
    You can't be a Paladin of Vecna, it's against your alignment.
  • geokogeoko
    edited August 2008
    early polls have shown a lead for mario, but i'm confident my key constituents will come through, especially when they realize zombies will soon take over the orange belt should he win.

    Also - I request this be an open poll, given that my opponent is at very least (depending on your view of the Superior Court of Stef) a suspected poll tamperer. we need some sort of assurance that he's not manipulating results.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited August 2008
    You have yet to prove that any tampering occurred. Without evidence it is just baseless conjecture. Stop trying to avoid the issues.
  • waitingfortheencorewaitingfortheencore
    edited August 2008
    There would be no need for proof if it were an open poll. Hence removing the argument...
  • Blob-Of-EvilBlob-Of-Evil
    edited August 2008
    DrastickBlowDown wrote: »
    You can't be a Paladin of Vecna, it's against your alignment.

    What? I'm evil all the way.

    And you can worship against your alignment, it's just that that makes you some things best left unsaid.

    Edit: There, the stats are now public.
  • brucebruce
    edited August 2008
    Neck a Neck, thanks to me :)
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited August 2008
    Oh man, Geoko has taken the lead!
  • mariomario
    edited August 2008
    Shouldn't we have finished the debating process before opening the general vote?
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited August 2008
    The logical progression of events is not something I stand for!

    I might just have to vote geoff... maybe.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited August 2008
    Apparently 9 people on this forum believe that the genocide of a race of humans is worth voting for.

    Undead people are people too.
  • KyleKyle
    edited August 2008
    How can it be genocide when they are already dead? answer me that.

    A vote for Geoff is a vote for freedom!
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited August 2008
    They're not dead, they're undead. And if you think about it, aren't we all a little undead?
  • KyleKyle
    edited August 2008
    definition of undead:
    no longer alive but animated by a supernatural force, as a vampire or zombie.

    I feel completely comfortable in the eradication of zombies. They are already dead and have no soul left. It is a lot like going through the fields and picking the crop of carrots for harvest. Contrary to what Tool says, carrots don't cry.

    Geoff is a better candidate because he lays down the law. Geoff walks tall.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited August 2008
    Geoff destroys innocent bodies.
  • KyleKyle
    edited August 2008
    I would not so much call it destroying bodies, usually, the bodies have already started to decompose. He is just finishing the job.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited August 2008
    While we're at it, why not destroy the bodies of diseased humans, since they're starting to deteriorate too? I propose that he cures AIDS by "finishing the job" on all persons infected with HIV.
  • DrastickBlowDownDrastickBlowDown
    edited August 2008
    Decomposition is quite clearly not the same as a body with vital signs that are slowly dropping due to disease. Zombies lack vitals. They lack any source of life whatsoever.
    But I can understand a member of the Mario party trying to distort the FACTS to suit his own agenda. Tsk Tsk


    EDIT: Braaaaaaaains!!
  • KyleKyle
    edited August 2008
    Difference, they have not died and reanimated.

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