Why does Jakey hate me?

edited September 2008 in General
jakey has scorned me. Now it is up to you, fellow Orangebeltians.
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  • edited September 2008
    Wait, am I missing something here or was I not part of a mass orange belt assimilation?

    Edit: Or am I the only person here who's favorite color is red and likes mages?
  • edited September 2008
    This makes less than sense.
  • edited September 2008
    I had a headache and have been away from my computer. It seems I've missed something.

    In any case, Bl. BELT rocks the house, but RedMAGE has enough class to take on the world all by himself.

    A squad of the black belts is the way to go if you wish to be nigh unstoppable in the late game, but the solo Red is where it's at if you're feelin' saucy.

    I can't choose one over the other.
  • edited September 2008
    But fighter likes swords.
    Swords<3
  • edited September 2008
    Bitches. White Mage for the win. I almost got him tattooed on me.
  • edited September 2008
    white mage is a chick, even in the game.
    Well, I know it isn't closed yet, but considereing the number of active posters we have, i ghues it's gonna be 4 fighters. Thanks, everybody.
  • edited September 2008
    They are all idiots! Black mages!
  • edited September 2008
    Goof-offs!
  • edited September 2008
    I expected this to be a Carter Thread®
  • edited September 2008
    Yeah, i guess the "Started by behemoth" right under it can be a little confusing...

    nah, seriously, I know what you mena. Boy has more new theads than Mario.
  • edited September 2008
    White mage, all six foot five of it.
  • edited September 2008
    hahaha! FIGHTERS FTW

    I don't hate you, Adam, you just don't like the fact that I tell it like it is
  • edited September 2008
    Final Fantasy I was a boring game.
  • edited September 2008
    Compared to today's standards, oh yes, it certainly was. But back in the day, BOY HOWDY did I love it.

    And I contest your statement that White Mage was female.

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    If you say that's a female, then I say, "That's a man, baby!"

    Though I think that they did turn White Mage into a female in later remakes.
  • edited September 2008
    I played Final Fantasy "back in the day" and thought it sucked then, too. Dragon Warrior was far better.
  • edited September 2008
    That's funny, because I thought Dragon Warrior was boring as shit, but I loved Final Fantasy.
  • edited September 2008
    Dragon Warrior 3 was the best one.
  • edited September 2008
    Sigh.

    When you look back at old games, they either a) have honest to goodness life to them and survive through the ages, or b) were only good because of the times. Nostalgia plays a big part of this.

    ex. a) Super Mario 3. This is always fun to play, and I think a lot of people will agree on this.
    ex. b) Anticipation. I think I did like this as a child, but I can't play it anymore. If I play it with anyone it's only to marvel at how bad it is.

    Final Fantasies are an interesting sort. Some people quietly hand Square-Enix all of their money whenever they can to buy remakes of remakes of ports of old games. Others simply hate games that are prefixed "Final Fantasy".

    I for one believe it stands the test of time, because I never played it as a kid. I first played it a few years ago, back in Summer of 04 I believe. And I played the original Nintendo version. And I thought it was really fun. Yes, the battle system was slow and clunky, but I liked how customizable it was at the beginning of the game. And the game had replayability, because you could try different party combinations, or you could do the ultimate challenge of four White Mages.

    But seriously, the hating has to stop. It's dividing us apart, and it's pointless because we're all gamers. We need to set aside our hate, and redirect it towards Madden games. Because those ass hats who beat us up, teased us, and generally made us feel bad for liking video games as kids are playing those games now, and they need to get the hell out of our hobby.
  • edited September 2008
    Can't we all just agree that Goldeneye fits squarely into the B category?
  • edited September 2008
    B? On a grading scale, you mean?
  • edited September 2008
    No, the example b that Ryan gave, Goldeneye's not very good anymore.
  • edited September 2008
    But the sentimental value is through the roof!
  • edited September 2008
    Oh, duh.

    I haven't played Goldeneye in quite a while. I wonder how it would hold up for me.
  • edited September 2008
    I played Goldeneye recently. It was awesome. Still the only good shooter, ever.
  • edited September 2008
    But I still don't know why Jake is related with this poll....
  • edited September 2008
    I still haven't seen Goldeneye's objective-based, layered level format duplicated.

    Not to my knowledge, anyway.
  • edited September 2008
    I love Goldeneye. It's the only FPS for a console I like. Plus, I love James Bond, so I was excited to see some of the older enemies in there, too.
  • edited September 2008
    GoldenEye still rocks. It's a great party game with a lot of fun customization of goals and weaponry choices. I didn't actually care much about the single-player campaign, but multiplayer was loads of fun.

    Final Fantasy I was always boring. It's really hard to stick with an RPG that doesn't have a compelling story. This is not to say that all games need a good story, but the level-up grind without interesting things happening along the way is exceedingly boring and pointless. I refuse to get into modern MMORPGs for much the same reason; a persistent world with no game ending usually makes the small quest stories irrelevant. The only FF games I've gotten into have been offshoots from the numbered series, since they seem to get half-decent writers involved and actually make me want to kill another goblin to see what's next.
  • edited September 2008
    It's impossible for me to say if Goldeneye is in a or b, because I loved it as a kid.

    I would think that it leans towards a, because of its emphasis on stealth and not shooting everything that moves. And the Cradle mission is just plain fun no matter how many times you play it.

    And, of course, there's Dr. Doak.

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  • edited September 2008
    Control, however was a bitch. I still have nightmares about it.