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Recently I have finished a certain interactive fiction game. I certainly would like to pay my dues to this Andrew Hussie. So I will, as many others doubtlessly will, create a tribute to the comic and its strange charm.
I would like to clarify a few things right off the bat.
As the name implies it will be done entirely in The Gimp.
You are a Zombie, you stand upright in the center of the cemetery. The sky is dark and the moon is imperceptible amongst dense fog, it's almost a poem straight out of a goth's Livejournal. But this is no metaphorical description of your soul, You can feel the flesh rotting off your bones. It tickles.
I would like to clarify a few things right off the bat.
- This is totally for fun. If I were to do something for a serious reason, I would indeed be more original. Rip-offs that are simple set ups for silly jokes are fine, no?
- I plan to keep this alive for awhile. It would be silly (bad silly) to waste a thread by doing five panels and stopping. The downside is that I won't try to draw the art well, because I know that would wear me out quick.
- The rules are this: 1. Please don't narrate, give a command. eg: ">Open Trapdoor." 2. Keep it clean guys. 3. Stay away from MSPA commands like "Ride [blank] like mechanical bull" or "Punch [blank] in snout to establish superiority."
As the name implies it will be done entirely in The Gimp.
You are a Zombie, you stand upright in the center of the cemetery. The sky is dark and the moon is imperceptible amongst dense fog, it's almost a poem straight out of a goth's Livejournal. But this is no metaphorical description of your soul, You can feel the flesh rotting off your bones. It tickles.
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You have trouble thinking of what to do next, so you shamble to help you think.
> Take duck
Of course! You put the duck in one of your inventory boxen.
> Wear the duck as some kind of hat.
You equip the Duck of See Invisible.
He agrees but warns that his presence gives +2 Plot Inanity.
> Wonder why dark sky is white.
For contrast! Geez, kids today.
> Use door to unlock chicken
There is no keyhole on the Chicken, especially a Trapdoor shaped one!
>Tell RIP to smash door.
Just a little bit, don't over do it. Too much of one thing and it stops being special.
> Get down tonight
EDIT: DAMN YOU ROBERTO
What chicken?
>Take pumpkin
> Use duck to unlock door.
RIP agrees, he tells you the time, and is promptly off. A few minutes later he crashes onto the trapdoor, breaking it. RIP's pert level is depleted.
>Open door.
>Enter horizontal doorway thing.
> Make a little love.
> Get down tonight
> Get down tonight
Your pert level is somewhat decreased.
It is very dark, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.