Quote of the Day!

Shovel Fulla WaffleShovel Fulla Waffle
edited September 2010 in General
Post here something you heard today that made you laugh, forehead slap, or throw up in your mouth a little.

"I feel like I was spiritually raped."
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  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited November 2009
    "I wanted to put his shoe on, but then he bit my face."
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited November 2009
    "Only reason why Fedor got cut was because the skin-like covering of his metal endoskeleton needs to be renewed."
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited November 2009
    "Mom!! Mom!! I totally raped my test today. Anally raped it."
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited November 2009
    "Head over heels in love? Shouldn't that be heels over head?"
    "If everything goes right, hopefully."
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited November 2009
    "I don't want to say this necessarily, because surely there's SOMETHING out there [that would interest me].... but.... I just don't have any curiosity..."

    Spoken by one of my students who is having a very hard time finding a topic to research. People sometimes...
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited November 2009
    Inquire of this student why it is that he lacks the curiosity that other classmates have, and some even seem to have in excess. Suggest then that he or she researches on curiosity itself.
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited November 2009
    Interesting suggestion, Rob... and a question I'd like an answer to.

    But of course, it's probably just that she doesn't really think about things. She could barely come up with a topic for her memoir... even when I asked her what she remembers from her life.... she had a hell of a time thinking of something, ANYTHING that she could reflect on.

    Sadly, this isn't just an isolated incident. It happens EVERY SEMESTER with MULTIPLE STUDENTS.
  • NoLongerNoLonger
    edited November 2009
    I'm just gonna put it out there... and I sort of hate to say it, but a lot of people just aren't very smart and/or clever.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited November 2009
    More like you're not very smart and/or clever!
  • Shovel Fulla WaffleShovel Fulla Waffle
    edited November 2009
    "This floor cleaner kind of smells like my ex brother-in-law."
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited November 2009
    NoLonger wrote: »
    I'm just gonna put it out there... and I sort of hate to say it, but a lot of people just aren't very smart and/or clever.

    I would just say that a lot of people don't really care to look deeply into things and just like to go with the flow that's given to them.
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited November 2009
    Takeru wrote: »
    More like you're not very smart and/or clever!

    More like your mom is not very smart and/or clever! :takethat:
  • Shovel Fulla WaffleShovel Fulla Waffle
    edited November 2009
    "Kitty no!". Dedicated to the memory of Matt's cousin's cat Boots.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited November 2009
    "Carlos can't save you now!"
  • Shovel Fulla WaffleShovel Fulla Waffle
    edited November 2009
    "Oink!"
  • Shovel Fulla WaffleShovel Fulla Waffle
    edited November 2009
    "He's like air bud. He can catch gingerbread dicks in midair."
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited November 2009
    "The rest of the interview will be centaur questions"
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited November 2009
    Vink! With a va-va-va!
  • Shovel Fulla WaffleShovel Fulla Waffle
    edited November 2009
    "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
  • Shovel Fulla WaffleShovel Fulla Waffle
    edited November 2009
    "Stouffer's Hot Dressing!"
  • Shovel Fulla WaffleShovel Fulla Waffle
    edited November 2009
    "Go count Tennysons."

    "Oneyson...Twoyson..."
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited November 2009
    "You're just mad 'cuz I'm stylin' on you"
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited November 2009
    "The oil-burner runs on gas I think."
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited November 2009
    "Why you sister-girling me!?"
  • Shovel Fulla WaffleShovel Fulla Waffle
    edited November 2009
    "You're not supposed to eat ALLLL the waffle. But seriously, what's in the fridge?"
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited November 2009
    All my quotes are in stupid Spanish... :(
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited November 2009
    Can't you translate them? Or is the meaning lost in translation?
  • Shovel Fulla WaffleShovel Fulla Waffle
    edited November 2009
    I took two years of high school Spanish. I might be able to recognize 3-10% of the words.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited November 2009
    And I'm reasonably proficient in French, which is close enough to Spanish that I can sometimes make sense of it in written form (not when spoken, though. The pronunciation's way off.)
  • PandaPanda
    edited November 2009
    "Just run WoW in Vista, your warrior will always have full rage"

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