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  • Shovel Fulla WaffleShovel Fulla Waffle
    edited November 2009
    "I found a Super Nintendo in the street. No cords, but whatever."
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited November 2009
    "Hey, could you pass the Box Brown? That shit's delicious!"
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited November 2009
    So, is this just going to be a dumping ground for esoteric inside jokes?
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited November 2009
    Yes.

    "My biggest peeve with Assassin's Creed 2 is that it's not balanced for lean."
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited November 2009
    Yo quiero Taco Bell!
  • Shovel Fulla WaffleShovel Fulla Waffle
    edited November 2009
    Serephel wrote: »
    So, is this just going to be a dumping ground for esoteric inside jokes?

    If you or anyone wants to post something intellectual or clever by all means do. But my favorite quotes are esoteric inside jokes.

    "It's like they're stroking their non-existent literary cocks."
  • mariomario
    edited November 2009
    "The pants ended a centuries-old family feud, but they couldn't cure leukemia? Pretty lame magical pants."
  • ZlamzamboZlamzambo
    edited November 2009
    "Oh my God—it's full of stars!"
  • Shovel Fulla WaffleShovel Fulla Waffle
    edited November 2009
    "I'll pay the rent...WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!"
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited November 2009
    "I just offered you my boobs and you went for my stomach, what the hell?"
  • Shovel Fulla WaffleShovel Fulla Waffle
    edited December 2009
    "And don't worry about the wedding album. The photographer got some great pictures of your friends leaving with their gifts."
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited December 2009
    This is a quote of several hundred days ago, but i remember it like it was yesterday.

    "They won't allow you to bring liquids onto the plane, but they still serve drinks and those are liquids."
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited December 2009
    Thank goodness. I'm not really a fan of solid drinks.
  • Shovel Fulla WaffleShovel Fulla Waffle
    edited December 2009
    If you were any stiffer we could take you surfing.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited December 2009
    "The best stimulus Congress could give would be to recess until 2011." (from the comments section of WSJ.com)
  • Shovel Fulla WaffleShovel Fulla Waffle
    edited December 2009
    "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE SALAD DRESSING!? I just got confused. Still funny though."
  • ZlamzamboZlamzambo
    edited December 2009
    "And remember, the world needs you to do what you love. Nothing else can create more change, or have a greater impact."
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited December 2009
    "SHOCKING footage involving abyss
    GRAPHIC"
    "TACKS"
    "this DISGUSTING, SHOCKING footage is of abyss doing his taxes
    tacks-es"
    "WATCH IN AGONY AS HE BALANCES HIS CHECK BOOK"
    "RECOIL IN HORROR AS HE FILLS OUT HIS 1040"
    "Abyss WILL go to the...
    bank!!!"
    "THEY CAN SHOW THAT ON TV?????"
    "I DON'T THINK THEY CAN
    TNA: CROSS THE LINE"
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited December 2009
    I don't much care about celebrity news or commentary, but I liked this:

    Q: What is the difference between a golf ball and an SUV?
    A: Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited December 2009
    "We're gonna spank their butts 'til their nose bleeds!"

    -Paula Deen
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited December 2009
    YOUR PETITIONERS ARE ATHEISTS and they define their life-style as follows. An Atheist loves himself and his fellowman instead of a god. An Atheist knows that heaven is something for which we should work now — here on earth — for all men together to enjoy. An Atheist thinks that he can get no help through prayer but that he must find in himself the inner conviction and strength to meet life, to grapple with it, to subdue, and enjoy it. An Atheist thinks that only in a knowledge of himself and a knowledge of his fellowman can he find the understanding that will help to a life of fulfillment. Therefore, he seeks to know himself and his fellowman rather than to know a god. An Atheist knows that a hospital should be build instead of a church An Atheist knows that a deed must be done instead of a prayer said. An Atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty vanquished, war eliminated. He wants man to understand and love man. He wants an ethical way of life. He knows that we cannot rely on a god nor channel action into prayer nor hope for an end to troubles in the hereafter. He knows that we are our brother's keeper and keepers of our lives; that we are responsibile persons, that the job is here and the time is now.

    [Madalyn Murray (later O'Hair), preamble to Murray v. Curlett, April 27, 1961]
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited December 2009
    "Don't lick my xbox."
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited December 2009
    "Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!"

    -George Bernard Shaw
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited December 2009
    Ryan: "Yeah. I have a complicated relationship with cock."
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited December 2009
    2 quotes from Cindy in the city yesterday:
    "OMG! A squirrel! I have to take a picture!"
    She had to go back for her umbrella when it started to snow a tiny bit and I poked fun at her for it. "Umbrella is for anything that falls from heaven."
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited December 2009
    Nice! Chinese people have a fascination with squirrels. Some of the parks here in Hangzhou have the occasional squirrel, and when someone spots them in a tree a huge crowd of people gather underneath to take pictures and videos.
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited December 2009
    Indeed. Squirrels aren't too common here, so it's fun when you spot one.
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited December 2009
    Good god there are so many FAT squirrels on campus here, they're adorable. If you make a kissy noise at them and hold out your hand they'll come over to see if you have any food for them. Best squirrel moments: seeing a squirrel eating a pink frosted poptart like it was a cardboard box, and seeing a squirrel hold a ketchup container like it was a bucket of popcorn.

    Yeah, the squirrels are pretty fat.
  • Shovel Fulla WaffleShovel Fulla Waffle
    edited December 2009
    A friend of mine was telling me that at his campus, the squirrels are super organized. For example, if someone is walking by with a box of popcorn or something one squirrel will jump out of a tree and startle the person so they drop the box. Then all the other squirrels will run out and start eating the popcorn.

    "Mistakes are the portals of discovery."
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited January 2010
    I bought a new wok last night so I could cook some more. After I made a few things with it and cleaned it up, I found that it was already stained. Irritated, I muttered to myself, "wow, what a shitty wok".

    I then giggled at my accidental reference.

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