Pregnancy FOR SCIENCE!

24

Comments

  • SerephelSerephel
    edited May 2010
    Oh, you already decided? I was going to suggest Ovelia Belle. It sounds pretty, and it's got a nice ring to it.

    And, you can call her OB for short.
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited May 2010
    Call her Farmstink Pooplord. Or FP for short.
  • godgod
    edited May 2010
    ReallyCleanSocks wrote: »
    Call her Farmstink Pooplord. Or FP for short.

    Try again, Smartass.
  • brucebruce
    edited August 2010
    Oh shit, I think it's starting...
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited August 2010
    Oooh exciting! Best of luck! I know I don't have to remind you to share plenty of pics with us, internet strangers!
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited August 2010
    Did it happen yet? Is it still happening? GAH! Why aren't you giving us minute-by-minute updates from the hospital? I demand you set up a live internet video feed right now.
  • mariomario
    edited August 2010
    Let me know when you've registered the new forum account.
  • waitingfortheencorewaitingfortheencore
    edited August 2010
    Pre-emptive congratulations!
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited August 2010
    First of all, congrats on your breeding, I'm sure this baby will be in the 90th percentile as far as awesomeness in newborns goes.

    Secondly, I notice from the ultrasound and I must ask, is your special lady named Vienna Cannon? Because that'd be the greatest fucking name I have ever heard.
  • brucebruce
    edited September 2010
    Well, today is the due date...


    And nothing yet :(

    So we keep on waiting...
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited September 2010
    This is the critical point in your first steps towards fatherhood. If your girl starts disobeying you now, just think how she's going to be as a teenager. You put your foot down and tell her to get right the hell out of her mother's uterus or there's going to be trouble!
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited September 2010
    Probably better a bit late than too early.
  • brucebruce
    edited September 2010
    Shit! Vienna is experiencing both explosive diarrhoea and an inability to urinate. Both signs that labour is due within hours.

    I'll keep you guys updated!
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited September 2010
    Ain't pregnancy beautiful?
  • ApathyApathy
    edited September 2010
    Good luck!
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited September 2010
    Wow, they always leave that part out of the movies.

    But hey, good luck!
  • DustinTheWindDustinTheWind
    edited September 2010
    I may be jumping the gun a bit here, but I will likely not be on when you announce your official graduation into parenthood, so let me offer my preemptive congratulations on your brand-spanking-new bouncing baby boy/girl/hermaphrodite/weasel.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited September 2010
    I vote Carter for a middle name even though it's a girl.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited September 2010
    Esme Carter Cannon? I'm sure we can do better than that. Come one guys, we're running out of time. We need to pick some names.
  • DustinTheWindDustinTheWind
    edited September 2010
    I'll just throw a few out:

    Samus, Mavis, Pandora, Elizabeth, Glass, Arwen, Peach, Beth, Janet, Aurora, Charity, Veran, Maleficent, Marin, Malon, Laura, Lisa, Angela, Lynn, Fern, Morgan, Kit, Violet, Heather, Dirtbike, Zelda, Cora, Gwyn, Glen, Glade, Alicia
  • brucebruce
    edited September 2010
    Right!

    Vienna is getting sharp pains in her back which then spread towards her abdomen. They're quite far about, but regular.

    We're ringing the labour ward to be sure, but this could be it, guys!
  • ApathyApathy
    edited September 2010
    You know you're addicted to the belt when.....

    You are having a baby and you take the time to post an update about it.
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited September 2010
    DustinTheWind wrote: »
    I may be jumping the gun a bit here, but I will likely not be on when you announce your official graduation into parenthood, so let me offer my preemptive congratulations on your brand-spanking-new bouncing baby boy/girl/hermaphrodite/weasel.

    I think you mean ferret.
  • shakeycatshakeycat
    edited September 2010
    Yeah! Come on, Peach Cannon!
  • illithid235illithid235
    edited September 2010
    This suspense is killing me, and I'm thousands of miles away and have never actually met you. How are you dealing with this? How am *I* going to deal with this if this ever happens to me?!?!?
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited September 2010
    Bruce!!! Is there a birthday to celebrate yet??
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited September 2010
    Name her ORANGE BELT CANNON.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited September 2010
    Name her Starboard!
  • mariomario
    edited September 2010
    Non Cannon.
  • NoLongerNoLonger
    edited September 2010
    DustinTheWind wrote: »
    I'll just throw a few out:

    Samus, Mavis, Pandora, Elizabeth, Glass, Arwen, Peach, Beth, Janet, Aurora, Charity, Veran, Maleficent, Marin, Malon, Laura, Lisa, Angela, Lynn, Fern, Morgan, Kit, Violet, Heather, Dirtbike, Zelda, Cora, Gwyn, Glen, Glade, Alicia

    I'm all for Esme Dirtbike Cannon.

© Vanilla Keystone Theme 2023