Official Introductory Thread Strikes Back

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  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited August 2008
    Takeru wrote: »
    ...I think you're pretty, Kuko.

    Right back at ya, Tak.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited August 2008
    mario wrote: »
    Also welcome to the other gross of you!

    HA HA! Tanya's gross.
  • shakeycatshakeycat
    edited August 2008
    You're so sweet, Adam :)
  • DrastickBlowDownDrastickBlowDown
    edited August 2008
    Oh, she can't be that gross....

    .....can she?

    Im scared!!
  • mariomario
    edited August 2008
    Okay, maybe there's less than a gross of new people. I'm bad at estimating, okay?!?
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited August 2008
    Mario's the forum admin everyone. Be careful. He's mean.
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited August 2008
    He once banned a man in Reno, just to watch him log off.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited August 2008
    I heard that he once banned 50 people in one night. He easily could've banned 50 more from what they say.
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited August 2008
    I heard he even banned his own mother.
  • QueenQuinlinQueenQuinlin
    edited August 2008
    Gasp! Not his own mother! Surely nothing could be worse!
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited August 2008
    I heard he sometimes creates new member accounts, just to ban them. He creates and destroys life on his own boards. He's a monster.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited August 2008
    He killed our old mod Skunky for posting in a locked thread!

    :'( *sniff*...poor Skunky...
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited August 2008
    Dude, talking about Skunky is a bannable offense.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited August 2008
    DUDE! Revealing what is a bannable offense is a bannable offense! Shh!
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited August 2008
    I heard, like, that one time, he created like a bajillion user accounts, forced them all to vote for a particular contender game that was part of a poll or something, something about making a sprite comic for it... and then, like, BANNED every single one of them, the same night. At gunpoint.

    What a badass.
  • deku12345deku12345
    edited August 2008
    Once, he banned himself. Just to see what it felt like.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited August 2008
    I heard he once invited Justin Timberlake to join the forums.

    Just so he could ban him.
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited August 2008
    *gasp* HE WOULDN'T!! NOT JUSTIN!!

    Oh the HORROR!!
  • QueenQuinlinQueenQuinlin
    edited August 2008
    I heard he got Rick Astley to join the forums.
    Then he Rick Roll'd him.
    Then he banned him.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited August 2008
    QueenQuinlin wrote: »
    I heard he got Rick Astley to join the forums.
    Then he Rick Roll'd him.
    Then he banned him.
    The screen that comes up when you're banned is simply an embedded RickRoll in an otherwise empty webpage.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited August 2008
    I heard that one time, he actually finished a game of Monopoly. Then he banned the winner.
  • ZlamzamboZlamzambo
    edited August 2008
    I hear he kidnaps small children and forces them to make accounts, then bans them just to watch them cry.
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited September 2008
    Oh yes Runescape Gold Farm! Welcome liyanricaoqiyue1314!
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited September 2008
    Don't provoke the spambots!
  • ReallyCleanSocksReallyCleanSocks
    edited September 2008
    They'll come back, and in greater numbers!
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited September 2008
    That one's probably my fault, sorry.
  • godgod
    edited September 2008
    I was considering making a post accusing you of bringing it in here.
  • mariomario
    edited September 2008
    I hear Mario pays spambots to register on the forums, gets a cut of the Runescape gold they make off unsuspecting forumites, then bans the bots and takes their cut of the gold for himself. That monster!
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited September 2008
    I heard that Mario played a completed version of Duke Nukem Forever, and then banned it.
  • VoltageVoltage
    edited November 2008
    Hey, I'm Voltage, and I'm very high! (not in a literal sense, I'm smarter than that.) Thank you mario, for coping with me to help me get on!

    {It's my first post! I'm going to do the same thing Agentcel did and glorify it! I guess I'm accepted, now.}

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