Official Introductory Thread Strikes Back

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  • edited December 2008
    You know, like, "hey, my car broke down. Can you come get me?", "Hey, I need a ride to the airport and there's nobody around.", "Hey, I'm having a baby.", "Hey, come beat this guy up for me.", "Hey, The heat's on and I need a place to chill for a few hours.", or "Hey, the aliens are coming for me, meet me at the docks." The usual.
  • edited December 2008
    Behemoth wrote: »
    You know, like, "hey, my car broke down. Can you come get me?", "Hey, I need a ride to the airport and there's nobody around.", "Hey, I'm having a baby.", "Hey, come beat this guy up for me.", "Hey, The heat's on and I need a place to chill for a few hours.", or "Hey, the aliens are coming for me, meet me at the docks." The usual.

    No, I think he was guessing as to which comment was the sarcastic one.
  • edited December 2008
    I'm pretty sure it was a rhetorical question.

    Blob, if you're still around, it's not too late for you. You can always get better, and honestly you haven't been annoying me. Some of the things you say DO sound a bit arrogant though, so just watch out for things you might annoy people with in your posts, and people will forgive you.

    You should also probably veer away from always taking the opposite sides of a discussion we have. :) It's perfectly fine for you to express your opinions, but when every singly argument is going against what the general public here thinks, it looks like you're just going against everyone to be rebellious whether you are or are not.
  • edited December 2008
    Night Lord wrote: »
    I bought viagra in a pub toilet a couple of weeks ago and took it just before a lecture.

    My God, it was like Schrödinger's Penis for a couple of hours :(

    Huh, I didn't read this until just now. I don't get it. You mean that you both had and didn't have a penis as long as you didn't confirm it?
  • edited December 2008
    I took it to mean that just from feeling alone, he had no idea if he had or didn't have an erection.
  • edited December 2008
    Hello, I'm evilgeniuself...
    I'm not exactly sure what to say...
  • edited December 2008
    The greeting and introduction made for a good start!
  • edited December 2008
    Now simply give us your banking information and you'll be a full-fledged member!
  • edited December 2008
    Don't forget the social security number!
  • edited December 2008
    And your mother's maiden name.
  • edited December 2008
    Hello, I'm evilgeniuself...
    I'm not exactly sure what to say...

    How did you get here?
  • edited December 2008
    You must also click on Mario's signature before becoming a full-fledged member.
  • edited December 2008
    How did you get here?

    I'd assume it was an internet browser.

    Although, truthfully, it might be interesting hear some stories of this more. How does one happenstance across the OB these days?
  • edited December 2008
    Well, I mean, he just became a newbie on the Slackerz Forumz as well.
  • edited December 2008
    Hello... Yeah that's right, you're gettin' nuttin' out a' me.
  • edited December 2008
    You must also click on Mario's signature before becoming a full-fledged member.
    The link doesn't connect on my browser. Does it work for everyone else?
  • edited December 2008
    It just leads to a 404 page for me.
  • edited December 2008
    I'm getting a message saying that it was removed due to a Terms of Use violation.
  • edited December 2008
    It says the video was removed due to terms of use for me as well.
  • edited December 2008
    Oh noes! Quick, someone post the emergency backup link!
  • edited December 2008
    Much better.
  • edited February 2009
    Hi everyone! well, I'm Santa and I was brought here by my girlfriend Mish. I've heard a lot of good things about this place so i thought it was about time to see what it was all about. I've never been part of any kind of forum before, so here's to new experiences!
  • edited February 2009
    I like this guy already!
  • edited February 2009
    I've heard a lot about you from Mish, I'm glad I'll finally get to know you a bit.
  • edited February 2009
    Yeah! This place has been a big part of her life in a way, and I decided that it would just be another thing to share if i was a part of it too. I'm really looking forward to this! Are there any favored threads y'all would recommend?
  • edited February 2009
    Read all of them silly!!
  • edited February 2009
    So why is Santa so violent?
  • edited February 2009
    well, ever since parents stopped spanking their children they just started becoming more and more unruly. So the slack had to be taken up by someone, and who better to punish the bad children of the world than an omnipresent, gift giving demi-god who lives on the north pole? it's not that he's violent, he's just thorough.
  • edited February 2009
    Beautifully stated!