Return of the Son of the Effed-Up News Thread Returns

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  • edited May 2012
    Did he serve rice balls with it? Ahahaha.


    My balls are sad.
  • edited May 2012
    A witness says a naked man chewing on the face of another naked man on a downtown highway ramp kept eating and growled at a police officer who fatally shot him to make him stop.

    Larry Vega told WSVN-TV in Miami that he was riding his bicycle Saturday afternoon off the MacArthur Causeway that connects downtown Miami with Miami Beach when he saw the savage attack on the bridge's off-ramp.

    "The guy was, like, tearing him to pieces with his mouth, so I told him, `Get off!"' Vega said. "The guy just kept eating the other guy away, like, ripping his skin."

    The slain man was identified by the Miami-Dade County Medical Examiner's office as Rudy Eugene, 31, Miami television station WFOR reported.

    Vega flagged down a Miami police officer, who he said repeatedly ordered the attacker to get off the victim. The attacker just picked his head up and growled at the officer, Vega said.

    As the attack continued, Vega said the officer shot the attacker, who continued chewing the victim's face. The officer fired again, killing the attacker.

    Miami police have released few details about the attack, other than confirming that there was a fatal officer-involved shooting. The name of the victim, who was taken to Jackson Memorial Hospital, had not been immediately determined by authorities, said Detective William Moreno. Messages left Monday for a police spokesman were not immediately returned.

    A spokeswoman said Monday that the hospital would not be releasing any information about him.

    A surveillance video camera from The Miami Herald building nearby captured images of the men's naked legs lying side by side after the shooting.

    Vega said the victim appeared gravely injured.

    "It was just a blob of blood," Vega said. "You couldn't really see, it was just blood all over the place."



    Here is the source~~ http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/28/miami-witness-says-naked-attacker-was-chewing-man-face/
  • edited May 2012
    Zombie apocalypse imminent.
  • edited May 2012
    Do any Orange Belters live in Florida? I'm offering zombie shelter in California if you can escape from the East Coast quick enough.
  • edited May 2012
    I read the last 50 pages of this thread the other day. I have a new lack of respect for humanity. Just... the hell?

    Actually, someone started a thread on the zombie story on another forum I read, and one guy found and posted 15-20 similar incidents in the last week. They are coming...
  • edited June 2012
    ((Don't do drugs kids-- I mean, some are okay, but seriously. Don't do drugs))
  • edited June 2012
    Don't listen to this Romney supporting, gay hating plebian.

    Drugs are wonderful, kids.
  • edited June 2012
    ((Kids, don't do the wrong drugs. No, I won't tell you which are which.))
  • edited June 2012
    The wrong drugs are the ones that turn you into a thieving punk who pawns his own mother's valuables for drug money to such a degree the she has to kick you out and get a restraining order. Then you somehow pretend like you're going to be good and end up living in MY house so I have to kick your bum ass out when you start stealing shit again. There are few things that truly anger me, but I do get very irate about certain things. Having a drug-sniffing dog in my house is one of those things. Don't be that guy.
  • edited June 2012
    I took an asprin and killed my little brother in my pain-relieved stupor. Don't do drugs kids. Not even once.
  • edited August 2012
    Mom decapitates son, put head in freezer before killing herself
    Police say a Camden, N.J., mother apparently decapitated her 2-year-old boy and put his head in the freezer of their home before she fatally stabbed herself.

    Chevonne Thomas, 33, called 911 just after midnight to say something had happened to her child, said Jason Laughlin, a spokesman for the county prosecutor's office, NBCPhiladelphia.com reported.

    "The information they were receiving was very muddled, but it led them to believe there was a child that was in jeopardy," Laughlin said.

    Officers immediately found Zahree Thomas' body on the first floor of the home and later found the boy's head in the freezer, NBCPhiladelphia.com reported.

    The child's mother was upstairs still talking to the 911 operator when officers backed out of the home because they didn't know if she was armed, Laughlin said.

    The mother stabbed herself in the neck with a kitchen knife and died, Laughlin said.

    During the 911 call she first accused her boyfriend of stabbing her child, then admitted repeatedly "I did it," Laughlin said.

    Toxicology tests would be needed to determine if Thomas was high on drugs at the time, he said.

    The mother had lost custody of Zahree in 2010 after allegedly leaving him unattended in a car while she was blacked out in a nearby park from smoking PCP-laced marijuana, prosecutors told The Associated Press. She reclaimed custody of the child five months ago.

    There was no immediate word on how long Thomas and the boy had lived at the address. Police don't believe anyone else was in the house.

    Camden, which lies across the Delaware River from Philadelphia, has been plagued by poverty and high crime rates.

    "Everybody here is very shaken up. One of the sergeant's from my office says it's one of the most grisly things he's seen on the job," said Laughlin.

    Thomas leaves behind an 18-year-old child, according to prosecutors.
  • edited August 2012
    Yay this thread is back! Oh...wait. THIS thread.

    Let me try this again...

    Oh. This thread is back.

    Well, I guess she won't be murdering anyone else?
  • edited August 2012
    I was so much happier not knowing about this. But hooray for being informed?
  • edited August 2012
    Knowledge is power. When you get married and have a child, make sure you sit down with your wife and tell her not to decapitate your child and then kill herself. Your future family is safer now that you are prepared.
  • edited August 2012
    ...Hmm, I think I need to have a conversation with Vienna...
  • edited August 2012
    "Towelheads go home. Kenya is your place"

    That has to be a joke, right? I mean, there's like, 8 things wrong with that sentence and there's only 7 words.
  • edited August 2012
    That's because he should have made "towelheads" 2 words or at least hyphenated.
  • edited August 2012
    I'd heard about the nutty judge... Gotta be with Mario here though, didn't need to hear about the decapitations....
  • edited August 2012
    Hmm... one wonders how a Muslim, Socialist, Communist society would function.
  • edited August 2012
    Lubbock: just one of the many back-assward small cities in Texas. It's always depressing whenever the big elections come around, because even with the bigger cities voting democrat, our vote won't matter since the majority of people who make up Texas are ignorant small-town bible-belt jerks.

    Also: wtf PCP-laced marijuana?? WHY??? And they gave the child BACK to her??? So many bad choices D:
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  • edited November 2012
    That's creepy. Probably not a good day for her son either.