I've heard that other stores in town carry these cursed statues as well. One can only surmise that bringing all these statues together in one room would open the gates of Hell, and Satan's armies would rise and destroy us all. I may have to collect further photographic evidence of these evils, so we can be made more aware of our impending doom.
The kid who bid $.50 was likely trying to avert the coming horrors, if only halfheartedly.
I've heard that other stores in town carry these cursed statues as well. One can only surmise that bringing all these statues together in one room would open the gates of Hell, and Satan's armies would rise and destroy us all. I may have to collect further photographic evidence of these evils, so we can be made more aware of our impending doom.
The kid who bid $.50 was likely trying to avert the coming horrors, if only halfheartedly.
Maybe they could make a video game about that. Video game developers love the idea of collecting items that, when assembled together, unravel reality as we know and and herald destruction, chaos, and a general sense of evil. Just look at Pokemon.
If you've got a messy room, with a cell phone hidden somewhere in it, and access to a friend's or family member's phone, you feel pretty damn fortunate to have remembered your cell phone number.
I tried the keyboard shortcut on AIM the other night, and it made my font really small and spaced out instead of giving me an é(which I copied and pasted again just now). Stupid AIM.
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Though it would be cool.
That's some malevolent cat statue right there.
It's a conspiracy! The people leading the fundraiser must kill off the new owner after extorting from them to bid them off again!
But Shroom has a point. If you're going to be an evil capitalist, cursed cats statues have the potential to be a pretty good money spinner.
The kid who bid $.50 was likely trying to avert the coming horrors, if only halfheartedly.
Maybe they could make a video game about that. Video game developers love the idea of collecting items that, when assembled together, unravel reality as we know and and herald destruction, chaos, and a general sense of evil. Just look at Pokemon.
*copies the 'é' out of Mario's post*
On a Mac: Option+e, then the vowel of your choice (e for é, a for á, etc.)
On a PC: Alt+0233