Brew 42: I Am Declaring Warhol

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  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited February 2007
    Episode 0: This time it's fucking Chuck Norris.
  • mariomario
    edited February 2007
    ...Shit. Forgot about that one.
  • mjc0961mjc0961
    edited February 2007
    mario wrote: »
    What other episode was he in?

    Vin was only in one episode when he got a cast page entry.
    MrCheeze wrote: »
    Bill Nye is superior to Chuck Norris.

    BLASPHEMY!
  • mariomario
    edited February 2007
    Vin Diesel is cooler than Chuck Norris, so he defies the two-Brew rule. Also, being contrary doesn't actually answer the question.
  • mjc0961mjc0961
    edited February 2007
    What? Cooler than Chuck Norris? Impossible. The fight was clearly cut short to spare Mr. Diesel the beating of his life.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited February 2007
    Well,Vin got in because we knew that he was going to be in an episode, and Mario just wanted to take care of the entry early.

    Don't blame him for working ahead.
  • mariomario
    edited February 2007
    What Matt said. Also, come on, he's Vin Diesel.
  • mjc0961mjc0961
    edited February 2007
    Yeah, he already established your plans for Vin Diesel before this brew. But he's still no Chuck Norris. Roundhouse kicks = win.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited February 2007
    Yeah, he starred in a movie with a duck as the animal who causes antics, thus putting the protagonist in some tricky spots. Chuck norris only worked with a fucking dog. (Top Dog)
  • mariomario
    edited February 2007
    Wait, now we're comparing which actor's lame movie with an animal actor was less lame?
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited February 2007
    No, we're comparing the awesomeness of their animal counterpart. Wherein awesomness= originality, and overall coolness.

    Ducks= Original and cool.

    Dogs= Unorignal and lame.
  • mjc0961mjc0961
    edited February 2007
    Dogs = man's best friend. You can't put a value on friendship.

    But I say let the world decide! This question is so getting submitted to the Wii Vote Channel.
  • deku12345deku12345
    edited February 2007
    I never understood everyone's obsession with Chuck Norris.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited February 2007
    Watch Sidekicks, then you'll know.
  • geokogeoko
    edited February 2007
    mjc0961 wrote: »
    But I say let the world decide! This question is so getting submitted to the Wii Vote Channel.

    pfffffffffffff. *adds a poll* If we leave it to wii people, i can't vote. and i vote for vin's duck.
  • mjc0961mjc0961
    edited February 2007
    Actually, I was going right to the source and made my poll "Who is cooler? Chuck Norris or Vin Diesel."
  • FangédFaerieFangédFaerie
    edited February 2007
    Vin Diesel's a lot sexier. But Chuck Norris kicks a lot more ass.
  • mariomario
    edited February 2007
    The duck is totally better. It's more original.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited February 2007
    I agree, but as Dr. McNinja has proven, the best animal sidekick is a velociraptor.
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited February 2007
    I voted dog. They're faster and more deadly. C'mon, you can't say this isn't more entertaining than a duck.
  • mjc0961mjc0961
    edited February 2007
    That hostage taker wasn't very smart. Everyone knows you don't seat your hostage and then go around to the other side of the car to get in. Also, what was that cop doing spinning the dog around after the 3rd attack? I thought he was getting ready to toss the dog.
  • geokogeoko
    edited February 2007
    mjc0961 wrote: »
    I thought he was getting ready to toss the dog.

    He was. He was also saying "Damn it, why can't we get a duck?!"

    Not to mention, all this video proved is that dog-ninjas get caught on tape. Duck-ninjas are much more stealthy.
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited February 2007
    Stealthiness isn't entertaining! That's like going to a concert and plugging your ears.
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited February 2007
    That police dog video was awesome! The first criminal was a wuss. He screamed.
  • mjc0961mjc0961
    edited February 2007
    hlavco wrote: »
    Stealthiness isn't entertaining! That's like going to a concert and plugging your ears.

    Well said. :)
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited February 2007
    So, in conclusion, Ducks> Dogs, Vin Diesel >= Chuck Norris.

    Bob Saget gets 3rd place.
  • mariomario
    edited February 2007
    Bob Saget is an all-powerful wizard.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited February 2007
    Dude, he hosts a game show. Even if he was more powerful than Chuck and Vin combined, he'd still get 3rd place.
  • mjc0961mjc0961
    edited February 2007
    Takeru wrote: »
    So, in conclusion, Ducks> Dogs, Vin Diesel >= Chuck Norris.

    Duck VS Dog has no baring on proving how much more awesome Chuck Norris is. Chuck Norris would kill Vin Diesel and his duck, and then play poker with his dog, because if any dog can actually play poker, it's Chuck Norris' dog.
  • mariomario
    edited February 2007
    Dude, the world's most powerful wizard!

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