The ABCs of Life

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  • Ace76Ace76
    edited March 2007
    The probonator!
    Probe your friends and family they have a SCREAMIN good time!
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited March 2007
    Earth-based Alphabet re-arranger
    Re-arrange the alphabet at the push of a button!
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited March 2007
    Forumite Destructor
    Eliminate the annoying punks who can't seam to freaking read any or all of the posts in any of the threads with a single button!
  • brucebruce
    edited March 2007
    The Philanthropiser!
    Kudos in seconds!
  • Melted JhonnycakeMelted Jhonnycake
    edited March 2007
    The Onmi-Universal Universe Verse Destructor Device
    Amaze your family! Amaze your friends! It's Extreme!
  • DrLeopoldStrabismusDrLeopoldStrabismus
    edited March 2007
    ™ <--that's supposed to be the trademark symbol. If it doesn't work, I'm afraid I won't be participating in this round.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited March 2007
    Gargantuan Mothership! Bigger than your neighbor's mothership.
  • stefstef
    edited March 2007
    Hungry Hominid TV Breakfast:
    Filthy Amino-based objects for consumption by Real Earth Males
  • brucebruce
    edited March 2007
    Inter-species erotica-iser
    For all your horse cock needs.
  • UnknownUnknown
    edited March 2007
    Jokingly-Super-insanity whatsit/crap
    for all your Plutonic asylum-registering needs
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited March 2007
    Kill-Bot Repellent
    This product doesn't really need a slogan, does it?
  • AgentcelAgentcel
    edited March 2007
    Lax-o-Alien
    Constipation isn't just for earthlings anymore!
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited March 2007
    Mega Milk™
    Now with 200% more astro-steroids!
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited March 2007
    Nuclear powered Shower Radio!
    Why would we make this when we have access to Fusion energy?
  • MrCheezeMrCheeze
    edited March 2007
    Octopus Juice - Made with real octopi!
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited March 2007
    Proton Desynchonization Accelerator: We don't know what it does either
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited March 2007
    Quantum Sheetrock: Because 'quantum' is a cool, technological-sounding word.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited March 2007
    ROBOT!
  • UnknownUnknown
    edited March 2007
    Slygnor's Space Worm Rinds!
    When ya' got a hankerin' for Space Worm, reach for Slygnor's!
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited March 2007
    Total Destruct-O's
    The only breakfast cereal that guarantees total destruction
  • MrCheezeMrCheeze
    edited March 2007
    Ultimate Pineapples:
    100 percent more ultimate:
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited March 2007
    Valu-Probe: Probing on a budget since since stardate 23.1.3.2
  • Melted JhonnycakeMelted Jhonnycake
    edited March 2007
    Murderx5: Mathematically More Murderous.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited March 2007
    Windows KY 2197:
    It's not like you really have a choice.
  • geokogeoko
    edited March 2007
    Xander's Xylophone X-ray
    Because 'X' didn't get enough to do, and someone might want to see the inside of their xylophone.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited March 2007
    TOPIC CHANGE

    Next person who posts picks it, because I said so.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited March 2007
    Unused Harry Potter and/or Indiana Jones subtitles!

    The "and the" will be ignored for purposes of alphabetization, of course.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited March 2007
    ...and the Yelling Artifact of the Pit
  • geokogeoko
    edited March 2007
    and the Zoolander School for Kids Who Can't Read Good
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited March 2007
    and the Artifact of Plot Significance.

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