The ABCs of Life

mario

and the Fixed-Rate Low-Interest Credit Card

Lang

...and the "Get back to the Final Dimension"

mario

and the Harrowing Circumstances

deku12345

and the Insurmountable Obstacle

hlavco

and the Jolly Dumple

NoLonger

and the Kirk (Captain) of Deadly Proportions

Unknown

and the Lifting Leg Lariat Attack!

bruce

...and the moosical cows

Melted Jhonnycake

...and the Boring Day-Job At wal-Mart

NoLonger

I don't see an "N" in that entire answer, so I'll do "N".

...and the Narcoleptic Bears From Thaiwan

MrCheeze

and the Optical Lense from the Final Dimension

NoLonger

...and the Parrots of "Zebulon IV" from the Final Dimension


I always though Zebulon Pike had the weirdest name, now it has been put to good use.

MrCheeze

... and the Quack that was really loud

NoLonger

and the Round Revolving River from Impossibility Lane

Drooling Iguana

and the Seriously Snazzy Hat

NoLonger

and the Turquoise Turtle Towering over the Tetons

bruce

...and the Usurper's uvula

MrCheeze

... and the reVolting Post Not Done by NoLonger

Drooling Iguana

and the Whittlin' Stick of Destruction

Melted Jhonnycake

...and the X'o'zombies!

geoko

and the Yearly Bath.

deku12345

and the Zamboni Machine

NoLonger

and the Amthyst Earmuffs of Random Deconstruction on a Molecular Level

bruce

...and the Bee

Unknown

...and the Cee

Agentcel

...and the Deathly Hollows

EDIT: Holy crap, J.K. Rowling just plagerized my title! Man, she's fast. I came up with it first! Let the lawsuits begin!

bruce

...and the Exulted Horsecock of Agentcel's demise.

hlavco

...and the Final Dimension. Still.

Drooling Iguana

... and the Great Big Boulder's Revenge

Hamelin

... and the hlavco.