A Thread For Khan

stefstef
edited March 2006 in General
Enjoy the fruits of soosed! ENJOY!
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  • deku12345deku12345
    edited February 2006
    The man in back with the hat is how I always pictured Khan to look like.
  • ApathyApathy
    edited February 2006
    Words cannot adequately express the bizarreness.

    Or the awesomeness.

    Which are combining to cause some sort of brain-damaging radiation.
  • stefstef
    edited February 2006
    Sadly, I think Khan is not actually around to accrue the brain damage from this homage. His loss. I just heard one of their songs in the iTunes music store.
  • ApathyApathy
    edited February 2006
    Hahaha.

    The guy on the right is thinking "WHY DID I SELL ALL OF MY HAIR FOR ONLY HALF OF A COAT?"

    The guy on the left is thinking "I cannot believe that idiot sold me all of his hair for half a coat. I made some rocking sideburns out of it."

    Only in German.
  • mariomario
    edited February 2006
    And I have found a live performance of their hit song, "Moskau", right here! The Flash video ran somewhat stuttery for me, but the download link below it worked fine. Stef and I are already committed to learning this song-and-dance routine.

    You can find this and many other Dshinghis Khan classics on iTunes.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited February 2006
    That video redefines "awesome."
  • stefstef
    edited February 2006
    If I had any prowess with animating gifs, I would make the monkey do that dance.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited February 2006
    I guess that's what I'll be doing tomorrow, then!
  • ApathyApathy
    edited February 2006
    It truly is the greatest thing EVAR.

    I wasn't convinced that the video could ever live up to the album cover. I WAS WRONG!
  • mariomario
    edited February 2006
    Just had to grab a nice still of the gang:
  • mariomario
    edited February 2006
    Jon wanted a closeup of the male backup singers. Apparently the guy in blue wasn't too happy about being there. Or maybe he just got last pick of costumes, and blue was not his favorite. Regardless:
  • ApathyApathy
    edited February 2006
    He wants to kill them all. You can see it in his eyes.

    I bet he has sharpened teeth.
  • mariomario
    edited February 2006
    Looks that way:
  • ApathyApathy
    edited February 2006
    See. I know a psychotic killer when I see one.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited February 2006
    Sneak preview: Frame 1 of the Moskau Monkey animation!
  • ApathyApathy
    edited February 2006
    This has the potential to be the greatest avatar in the history of man.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited February 2006
    I think I put the arms the wrong way. I'll fix it when I do the rest of the animation.

    Not sure if I'll be able to do the whole dance, either, since the thing's pretty long. I'll try to get the first bit done, though.

    EDIT: You know what? The woman in the yellow dress really got gypped in that video. Everyone else got a closeup except for her.
  • Doom ShroomDoom Shroom
    edited February 2006
    So that's where Dr. Evil went! Back in time to the 70's to rejoin his old band!
  • godgod
    edited February 2006
    lets hope theres never a WWIII, because we'd be too hypnotized by them to fight and germany would conquer us all
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited February 2006
    I think I just won the internet. Awesome.



    Man, you gotta love disco songs about Moscow, sung in Berlin-wall era Germany. I just imagine it being like a musical version of James Bond, or something.
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited February 2006
    Great, now that's gonna be stuck in my head ALL DAY.
  • NukivajNukivaj
    edited February 2006
    Moskau!

    Oh Venus cool....
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited February 2006
    my God, did I live until this moment?
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited February 2006
    We need a translation of that song.
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited February 2006
    Moskau
    Fremd und geheimnisvoll
    Türme aus rotem Gold
    Kalt wie das Eis
    Moskau
    Doch wer dich wirklich kennt
    Der weiß, ein Feuer brennt
    In dir so heiß

    Kosaken hey hey hey hebt die Gläser
    Natascha ha ha ha du bist schön
    Towarisch hey hey hey auf das Leben
    Auf Dein Wohl Bruder hey Bruder ho

    Moskau, Moskau
    Wirf die Gläser an die Wand
    Russland ist ein schönes Land
    Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
    Moskau, Moskau
    Deine Seele ist so groß
    Nachts da ist der Teufel los
    Ha ha ha ha ha, hey
    Moskau, Moskau
    Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar
    Mädchen sind zum küssen da
    Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
    Moskau, Moskau
    Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch
    Bis der Tisch zusammenbricht
    Ha ha ha ha ha

    Moskau
    Tor zur Vergangenheit
    Spiegel der Zarenzeit
    Rot wie das Blut
    Moskau
    Wer deine Seele kennt
    Der weiß, die Liebe brennt
    Heiß wie die Glut

    Kosaken hey hey hey hebt die Gläser
    Natascha ha ha ha du bist schön
    Towarisch hey hey hey auf die Liebe
    Auf Dein Wohl Mädchen hey Mädchen ho

    Moskau, Moskau
    Wirf die Gläser an die Wand
    Russland ist ein schönes Land
    Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
    Moskau, Moskau
    Deine Seele ist so groß
    Nachts da ist der Teufel los
    Ha ha ha ha ha, hey
    Moskau
    Lala lala lala la, lala lala lala la
    Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
    Moskau, Moskau Lala lala lala la, lala lala lala la
    Ha ha ha ha ha
    Oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
    Moskau, Moskau

    Moskau, Moskau
    Wodka trinkt man pur und kalt
    Das macht hundert Jahre alt
    ha ha ha ha ha, hey
    Moskau, Moskau
    Väterchen dein Glas ist leer
    Doch im Keller ist noch mehr
    Ha ha ha ha ha

    Moskau, Moskau
    Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar
    Mädchen sind zum küssen da
    Ha ha ha ha ha
    Moskau, Moskau
    Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch
    Bis der Tisch zusammenbricht
    Ha ha ha ha ha, hey!

    English:
    Moscow Strangely and mysteriously towers from red gold cold like the ice Moscow nevertheless who you really knows white, a fire burns in you so hot Kosaken hey hey hey lifts the glasses of Natascha hectar hectar hectar you is beautifully Towarisch hey hey hey on the life on your well-being brother hey brother ho To Moscow, Moscow throw the glasses to the wall Russia is a beautiful country Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow your soul is is the devil as largely at night there hectar hectar hectar hectar hectar, hey Moscow, Moscow love tastes loose as caviar girl are to kiss Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow come there we dance on the table to the table breaks down hectar hectar hectar hectar hectar Moscow Gate to the past mirror of the Zarenzeit red like the blood Moscow who your soul knows white, the love burns hot like the glow Kosaken hey hey hey lifts the glasses of Natascha hectar hectar hectar you is beautifully Towarisch hey hey hey on the love on your well-being girl hey girls ho To Moscow, Moscow throw the glasses to the wall Russia is a beautiful country Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow your soul is is the matter the devil so largely at night there hectar hectar hectar hectar hectar, hey Moscow Lala lala lala la, lala lala lala la Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Lala lala lala la, lala lala lala la hectar hectar hectar hectar hectar of Oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh Moscow, Moscow Moscow, Moscow Wodka one drinks purely and coldly makes one hundred years old hectar hectar hectar hectar hectar, hey Moscow, Moscow Vaeterchen your glass is empty nevertheless in the cellar is still more hectar hectar hectar hectar hectar Moscow, Moscow love tastes like caviar girl is to kisses hectar hectar hectar hectar hectar Moscow, Moscow comes there we dances on the table to the table breaks down hectar hectar hectar hectar hectar, hey!

    It's babelfish'd, so yeah.
  • WafflesWaffles
    edited February 2006
    That was pretty good. But can you ever hope to do better?
  • kukopankikukopanki
    edited February 2006
    hectar hectar, hey! is going to be my new catchphrase.
  • brucebruce
    edited February 2006
    Let me just say: This whole thread looks and sounds like a flash gordon/bucks fizz convention, with fans dressing in silly costumes.

    By that I mean: Who the hell are they?
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited February 2006
    They are the new champions of Germany.


    Or Russia, I'm still not really sure where they come from.
  • RonRon
    edited February 2006
    Wow, I can't turn the sound on because I'm at work but this looks funny. The guy in front looks like a redesigned Santa Claus.

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